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"Kill John Lennon... Kill John Lennon!!" - Butters Stotch
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i like my matter like i like my women dark and theoretical

Most of the mass in the universe is an unknown form of matter that doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, but has a gravitational field.

Relax liberal, it's called dark matter

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my boyfriend keeps getting fucked up by an elven anti-magician in south park: the stick of truth lmao

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some weird mfs gonna beef with you just to be shit on 😔

i shit on my opps

@eris can you add top users to worm search 🥺

i'm only getting more and more scared as this continues (/srs)

my this thing hurts and the pain keeps getting worse

my this thing hurts and the pain keeps getting worse

jenn melon stream was kinda fun 🫁

fun fact:

you're always one click away from big black cocks

i am never fencing a day in my life

what do you mean i have to thrust my sword at my opponent until i touch them with the tip

top 10 most valid wasteof posts of all time

every election should have an option to just let mamdani run everything instead

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i've never used epic store a day in my life but this would probably be me too

idk about everyone else but my usage of the epic games store consists exclusively of remembering it exists after a few weeks, claiming the free games then never playing them and forgetting about the store again

oh, the misery

everybody wants to be my enemy

@jeffalo can we have dislikes specifically for this post

can we start a war with darflen? i want to know what being a double agent feels like

I'M TRYING.

more boys should try becoming girls. this shit fucking rocks

can we start a war with darflen? i want to know what being a double agent feels like

oh? real life ricoshot?

One of my proudest accomplishments would have to be flipping a coin in the air then shooting the coin with a nerf gun before it hits the floor!

(Three days of attempts.)