Most of the mass in the universe is an unknown form of matter that doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, but has a gravitational field.
Relax liberal, it's called dark matter
why are palestinian children stealing my job 
By The Wasted Onion: FDA To Replace Red 40 With Blood Of Palestinian Children
WASHINGTON—Following a federal ban on the synthetic food dye Red 40 earlier this year, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Wednesday that the FDA has authorised a replacement additive in the form of the blood of Palestinian children killed by Israel in Gaza and the West Bank.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/fda-to-replace-red-40-with-blood-of-palestinian-children/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @thrat, thank you!
i've always wanted to get into the hall of fucking nobodies 
i should stop harassing the wasted onion, they've already sent me 3 death threats
By The Wasted Onion: SpecialRed Reaches 100 YouTube Notifications
THE INTERNET—After a gruelling endurance test consisting of doing absolutely nothing for countless hours, wasteof user SpecialRed has achieved the unthinkable by reaching 100 unread notifications on their YouTube account.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/specialred-reaches-100-youtube-notifications/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @specialred_, thank you!
wasters, what do you guys think about convincing jeffalo to add a poll feature and 1-up darflen by making a ranking option for stuff like elections?
get a load of this guy
i think i forgot to die, but it's okay because my time limit got changed from 24 hours to 48
i'm gonna wait until next election because the current one intimidates me
i have 4 really good plans for presidency and 1 really bad one but that can wait until i can get them in a wasted onion post