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Hi there, I’m Mr_Owlsss or O-the-Owl, whichever one is fine
I’m a bisexual non-binary
uh i dont know what else to add
I make websites and graphic design tho
you should follow @theawesome98 (now @lilly)
I came up with a (slightly morbid) riddle on the bus while playing the Geometry Dash level Jumper
There is an event that's very likely going to occur. There's a chance you may help plan it, though it is certain you will never in your life attend it. What even is this?
Can we stop reposting that @\republicans post? First of all, it just brings them extra attention—which they want. Second of all, I don't follow them for a reason, so I especially don't want every third post in my feed to be their posts.
Istg I'm going to make a plugin for Wasteof Plugins that just literally deletes the element for posts that are posted by someone you don't wanna see ever
I can't wait for summer
NO NOT AGAIN 
I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
By The Wasted Onion: Leaks Wasteof Account Reveals Identity, Turns Out To Be Human Being
THE INTERNET—In a turn of events that has left the social media site in shock, wasteof account @leaks revealed their identity Monday, turning out to be a human being. “Having been the premier place on wasteof for the latest leaks from my trusted source, I felt now was the time to reveal my identity as a human being, made of flesh, bones, blood, and a heck of a lot of water with a side of human excrement,” said a post from the account in part, along with a picture of the leakers appearance, which has been confirmed by experts to be legitimate, ending conspiracy theories of the owner being a skin-walker. “You’re telling me that they aren’t a faceless grey person who’s head floats above their torso?” posted user @mrowlsss in reaction to the reveal. “WAIT THEY’RE NOT A FUCKING DRAGON?!” posted another frustrated user known as @mef. At press time, reports suggested owner of wasteof Jeffalo held an emergency meeting with the site’s moderation team, instituting a state of emergency on the site with a post from Jeffalo declaring “the end times are upon us, leaks is an actual human, may God have mercy.” Replying to the post, @leaks claimed the state of emergency would “not force IKEA to abandon their furniture business and become a pawn shop,” claiming they received the information from their trusted source.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!
Saul Goodman
Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Here is a bubbling carpet of separate cells of hot and suspended solar gas.
Guys I have so much Aura fr
Here’s what I think: You are 87.34% brainrotted. You have 93% aura. You are 43% cooked. You have a discerning taste in brainrot. You are more aligned with whimsical Brainrot core than chaotic Brainrot core.
Y'know, the Wasteof for Android client is really convenient, but when I get 4 notifications in a row that cheesewhisk3rs commented on "your post", it gets kinda confusing at times
ooh, seventeen, what a time machine, youve been waitin foeva
I seriously prefer demo 3 of Time Machine (Miracle Musical) over the final song. It just sounds better to listen to imo.
But demo 1 is the best rendition fr
I seriously prefer demo 3 of Time Machine (Miracle Musical) over the final song. It just sounds better to listen to imo.
But demo 1 is the best rendition fr
I'm very fascinated in listening to what landed up to the creations of songs (such as demos and stuff like that) which is why I thoroughly enjoyed listening to Hawaii: Part II: Part ii (thanks @cheesewhisk3rs for making me aware of its existence)
Hell, even listening to older versions of the things I've made interests me sometimes