Inspirational 
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 
when u jorkin ur shit straight vigorous style and ur skin starts molting off like a snake so you lwk js grind it up and use it as seasoning 
we ALL relate
this is so wrong…
unpopular opinion please repost and denounce
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
CW: Death, Violence
Less than one hour ago, Charlie Kirk was assassinated at a university in Utah while having a discussion and died from multiple shots to the neck after an unsuccessful surgery. His entire family was watching him as he was killed.
While I disagreed with almost all of his opinions, unprovoked violence is never okay, and I am praying for him and his family.
No matter where you are on the political ladder, if you are human you should see that this is an unjustifiable and disgusting murder.
Even I, as a Muslim who found his Islamophobic messages to be racist, disgusting, and dangerous can still see that this is a tragic event.
Rest in Peace,
Charlie Kirk
1993-2025. (Aged 31.)
WE, yes, you, esben, and whoever is reading this LOVE apple…
IDC call me a glazer, but apple has COOKED with the iphone 17s. They are actually fantastic.
Twin I am sudanese
Everyone switches their phone to use 24 hour time and thinks they’re different… come back to me when you’re using Eastern Arabic numerals
Blaze is the best social media ever and Kyletech isnt an ugly goblin dork who makes bad music like Tally Hall
That’s the Bucee’s beaver. If you don’t know, Bucees is this massive gas station chain based mainly in Texas (they have locations in other states, however the majority are in Texas), and their locations are over 100,000sqft in size. Their mascot is this two-toothed Beaver, and they have a statue of it outside most of their locations. It’s common for people to take pictures of them near it or sitting on it, but this person probably thought it was a funny idea to lay on it.
saw @kiwi as the top comment on the newest slop live video and unironically double taked