yo i’m ngl i’m prob gonna temporarily take a break from this place for a few days/weeks. it’s just become too drama filled as did darflen. if jeffalo is reading this then please somehow try to stop the drama because i genuinely liked this site before it became all negative and dramatic
I am extremely disappointed that the president spread false news about how to defeat vampires, while claiming it was verified by my education board. I would like to clarify that the true method to defeat vampires is to bite them first.
Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
this is LITERALLY performative…
he stole ts 
cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
my girlfriend !!!!!!
Minecraft just announced that in future updates they will be removing obfuscation. This essentially makes Minecraft, a PAID game, nearly open-source. Crazy that Minecraft became open source before wasteof.money 
@jeffalo MIGHT be a performative male
-lived/lives in canada/switzerland (performative ahh places)
-listens to pink pony club and chappell roan
-has twitter privated
-uses iphone
-uses airpods
-uses macbook
-probably brings his macbook to tim hortons/starbucks (tim hortons for sure), and does college assignments there while drinking matcha
why was this cancelled again?
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. @Kiwi... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I saw your profile. The way you waste money. Your incredible money wasting abilities. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you quit wasteof. You had a great childhood, and you still never became spoiled. You are even amazing off wasteof, you're a great student and friend, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever weep, thinking of the day you will quit wasteof. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first had to go to summer camp for a week and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I saw you leave, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard election for us baby, but alas, you won, and made history happen. You won by three votes, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim the words, "tallpeter deserved it lmao + bozo, smoking on that oren pack, kiwi party on top" Not only have you changed wasteof and the world forever, but you've forever changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king Kiwi. 
