@toaks
Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
there needs to be a wasteof faq page. i see too many new users who join and then ask to be verified, not realizing that’s not how the process works.
Today I had a pizza grilled cheese
Today I have eaten 1 chilled greese
Today I have had (1) grilled cheese today
Today I have had (0) grilled cheese BUT the day is not over yet
fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheese today
Ratio
I copyright you, and therefore everything you have copyrighted as well 
Listen buddy
That's cool and all but I've copyrighted every possible alignment of all forms of matter, dark matter, and anti matter across time and the many dimensions we are unable to comprehend. As a mere mortal, I can indeed say that not only are the stars our birthright but everything is my legal birthright now, too. Bon appetit.
ok well while you goobers were off fighting over the little copyrights I got the really big one
I’ve copyrighted the fundamental property of mass
Checkmate.
Expect cease and desist notices shortly
I will be copyrighting sound, all songs that use sound now need to pay me.
i will be copyrighting 4/4 time, all songs that use it now need to pay me. this will be a wasteof.money for the music industry. pay up
Listen buddy
That's cool and all but I've copyrighted every possible alignment of all forms of matter, dark matter, and anti matter across time and the many dimensions we are unable to comprehend. As a mere mortal, I can indeed say that not only are the stars our birthright but everything is my legal birthright now, too. Bon appetit.
ok well while you goobers were off fighting over the little copyrights I got the really big one
I’ve copyrighted the fundamental property of mass
Checkmate.
Expect cease and desist notices shortly
I will be copyrighting sound, all songs that use sound now need to pay me.
i will be copyrighting 4/4 time, all songs that use it now need to pay me. this will be a wasteof.money for the music industry. pay up
Today I have eaten 1 chilled greese
Today I have had (1) grilled cheese today
Today I have had (0) grilled cheese BUT the day is not over yet
fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheese today
I finally released v0.6.0 of Toaks' Deluxe. It adds too much to list here
And so many bugs were fixed you could've said I was spreading democracy
Today I have had (0) grilled cheese BUT the day is not over yet
fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheese today
Here's my semi-irregular political post, this time to remind you that, in the US, slavery is legal in prisons.