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Damn really cured my depression by being happy

This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.

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This is, by far, the best prank I've ever seen

It's on par with the hiding of Ronald McDonald around my house

At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…

Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”

Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”

It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .

. . . how long is it going to take them to notice?

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These earbuds peak

You can control them straight from the earbuds instead of opening your phone. Peak!!! ⛹️

Got my pixel buds pro 2 and the active noise cancelling has already gotten my mom mad at me

10/10 very good ⛹️

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/srs

I would just like to point out @jeffalo is still not verified, meaning there’s a highly likely chance that he is not the founder of wasteof and is indeed just a parody (/j)

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I ❤️ wasteof verification process (/s)

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Got my pixel buds pro 2 and the active noise cancelling has already gotten my mom mad at me

10/10 very good ⛹️

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I am tweaking rn all I did was waste an hour

I ❤️ DMV

They did not tell us I needed a new vision form or special drive test because of my eyesight so I'll have to wait up to 3+ months for a test

I may get my license today

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I ❤️ DMV

They did not tell us I needed a new vision form or special drive test because of my eyesight so I'll have to wait up to 3+ months for a test

I may get my license today

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I may get my license today

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I'm going to go watch Howl's Moving Castle in theaters!

"how optimal is your speedrun?"

"crab."

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Homecoming was nice ❤️

Anyways there are so many inconsistencies in the MCU I hate it I hate that it tried so hard and fails so hard even pre endgame

I have no mouth yet I must scream

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Botted post

So many people are leaving.

It feels like everyone is just going to leave, and then wasteof will just kinda die. Before I was @luckythecat, on my old account, I remember everyone. @ratio. @zu. I remember when @wynd tried to follow everyone on wasteof, back when it was still in the hundreds or something. It’s just so sad, and the more sad it gets, the more people will leave. The way it is will never be the same as it was.

To be clear, I’m not leaving. I probably won’t for a while, unless a certain brother leaves. I hope nobody leaves wasteof. All the money-wasters that’re left can still be wasteof. just a smaller wasteof. I’m saying this to everyone who’s thinking of leaving, because.. you never know what could happen. We can’t be in the “good old days” but at least it’s still wasteof. we are wasteof. if you don’t want people to leave, like me, then.. don’t try and be the old wasteof. this is a new wasteof.

Everyone’s leaving.. but there is still hope for this crazy site of money-wasters.

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Mozart may be getting a grammy this year

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