Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Ok guys place your bets am I going to get a Valentine's today (candy or other)
Odds are roughly 1000 to 1, so you could lose your money or make it really big
well kendrick lamar makes up approx. 17% of my liked songs. I just liked my 100th kendrick song, FEAR. from DAMN. which I ignored for way too long considering its my favorite kendrick album
"if war is art, I flunked out of art school"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
You should drink from the #firehose
You found the marble in the oatmeal! You know what that means, you get to drink from the firehose!
I am sowing chaos in my school. I have ordered three candy-grams to be delivered to different people from "your secret admirer"