Shout out to the voronoi texture, it's just by far the best texture for stylization and has so many uses
Can't wait to be officially appointed as treasurer!
WELCOME TO THE WHITE CRACK HOUSE
Today marks the beginning of the Auriali-Perrin Administration. We will be appointing government roles tomorrow. Please note that this account was previously Auri24 which was the official account of my campaign for president. After a discussion with Oren, we decided it would be best for him to rename the president account, so I may claim it - which I have done.
My first act as president is to rename The White House to The Crack House, which was part of our manifesto, my second act is to rename 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 308 Negro Arroyo Lane.
As we begin this Administration, I hope that you the people will find that my VP @perrin and I will do what is right by you and ensure that our nation remains silly. It’s time to get serious and restore insanity!
As the new official treasurer of wasteof.money I promise all of your tax money will be wasted. In totally unrelated news, check out all the cool swords I got for my character through micro transactions!
William Tophat is my favorite dictator. Too bad Frederick Fedora led the New Hattian war and toppled William Tophat's rule.
Only real cowboys download YouTube videos as a .mp4
Upon deep reflection this changed my life
OWEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SKIP SCHOOL TO GO ON A DATE BUT YOU BAILED ON ME FOR “FAMILY REASONS“… THEN PROCEDED TO DO THIS….. YOU LIAR, WE ARE SO THROUGH I AM BLOCKING YOU
skipped class today to play video games all day. definitely a top-tier decision, no regrets at all
@owenathletic what is your response to the allegations? Would you 'edge' your phone battery? Would 'edging' your phone make your life more exciting?
Owen the type of guy to post something that says "I'm going to try 'edging' my phone and only charge it to 10% I think 'edging' my phone's battery will be very useful because 'edging' phone battery always helps" and then act like he's being sane
Someone drew them kissing 
I'm going to die
Owen the type of guy to post something that says "I'm going to try 'edging' my phone and only charge it to 10% I think 'edging' my phone's battery will be very useful because 'edging' phone battery always helps" and then act like he's being sane
)Lmao @blaze actually said that? Yes a reminder to all, the president of wasteof is just a title
2024 Election News - July 27, 2024
So far in the election, more than forty-five people have voted, and unbelievably, there are only four days left in the election! @auriali, the prime candidate, has almost half all of the total votes.
Yesterday, @election had planned a presidential debate on Discord at 18:15 British Summer Time, originally suggested by @voteblaze2024. Mysteriously, @toaks posted, For those of you who missed it, don’t worry! There wasn’t a debate, 4 hours after when the debate had been planned. I would be open to more information about that.
Today @electauri2024 changed their name back to @wynd. Also, @blaze warned voters in a post that @auriali would make wasteof communist if she was elected. However, don’t worry voters! Only Jeffalo can do that.
Thank you for reading and supporting! If you haven’t already, please follow @2024electionnews and @luckythecat.
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AURIALI HAS WON THE ELECTION
LEADERBOARD
Auriali - 27
Kiwi - 10
Toaks - 2
Eris - 9
Late - 1
Jeffalo - 2
Skylar - 1
Gambercube6 - 1
Allyz - 3
$upercash - 1
Mybearworld - 1
Elaruu - 3
-1 - 1
steve0greatness
29204958174050385058385058278r - 2
29204958174050385058385058278q - 1
“Miku” - 1
People who have voted: Esben, Wynd, Dertermenter, Kiwi, Toaks, cheesewhisk3rs, Perrin, Donotforgetmycode, Slider_on_the_black, Jamied132, luckythecat, prehistoric-pancake, Blaze, Gryffin, JoshAtticus (rip atticus, the best cat fr), wlodekm2, tnix, radi8, late, busybird15, RedStrider, siliconecb_, geo, elsie, ethernet, 94, paradocktheman, buttah, aurali, zlf, k10398, mybearworld, birdfour, gamecuber6, supercash, touchcreator, catblock, ally, flex, wolf, strawberrypuding, arrow, zagle1772, supernoodles99, impossible usernames, mef, zid, salad, pkmnq, oren, yippymishy, yay, magma, mrmeems, seether, twyx, mrowlsss, ajskateboarder, nezon, blax_, wahsp, lily, vubobinali, -1, faeyie, steve0greatness, silly
Voter count: 68
For those of you that missed it, don't worry! There wasn't a debate