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Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.

Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word

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You forgot pointless shallow "deep" lore that no one actually wants or cares about but you fantasize that matpat will talk about it. I cannot believe anyone actually likes FNaF, it's a really stupid franchise. Moreover, there is nothing scary about it except for jump scares, which is hardly scary and a far leap from psychological horror. Womp womp.

how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)

1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos

2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game

3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody

4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2

5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation

6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”

7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money

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🎉🎉GG🎉🎉

i somehow just graduated from highschool

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this post with you!

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Crazy how this is on trending

If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25

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Take 2 fr

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Real

@micahlt can you please add markdown in comments for wom android 🥺

He's done it

i’m finally free from the prison of youtube shorts

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I have ate (1) grilled cheese yesterday

fun fact: i ate zero (0) grilled cheeses yesterday and today

Oh yeah? Check out pitch (as in asphalt)

High viscosity

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Kinda weird how many followers I have.... Why do people care lol

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55°39′49″N 93°26′52″W / 55.66361°N 93.44778°W

Erm what the sigma

Oh no. The bot is testing its own bots. It's botception. The end is near

wasteof.money is cool

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today i learned a little sunshine!