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It's time to dodge spider man 2 spoilers for several years 🫡😔

When wasteof from VR

Actually NVM I think someone's already done that

hello from wasteof for Android on raspberry pi!!

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"I respect everyone's beliefs even if I don't agree with them" mfs when someone mentions astrology

Nothing erodes respect in someone quite like learning they're deeply into astrology

does anyone know how to ascend

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No

do not repost this

ran out of space, so I’m adding stuff here.

Play chirpy reverie. It is amazing, especially for scratch.

Play D&D. It is perhaps the best game ever made. Make sure to play it with people you like, though.

Play Spider-man (insomniac’s). It’s the best superhero game (at least for a week)

Read What if? and What if? 2. They are funny and science and you should not reenact any of the experiments in them.

watch Pulp Fiction. Greatest movie.

thats all for now, but expect more late probably.

I'm tired of people never listening to my recommendations. I'll be like "dude this book literally changed my life you have to read it" and they'll be like "". No one has ever come back to me and said something like "omg I took your recommendation and wow it was good" so here is my favorite stuff:

Play the video game ultrakill. It's the best.

Read Stranger in a Strange Land. It will change the way you look at the world.

Play Just Cause 3. It's an action movie but game

Read the Dragonlance chronicles. It's the best fantasy series I have read so far.

Play Spider-Man. It's good.

Read the Dark Tower series, especially the second book (which is The Drawing of Three). It's better fantasy than Dragonlance even though Dragonlance is peak.

Read The Long Walk. It gives amazing insight into the deterioration of the body and the effects of that on the mind.

Play Doki Doki Literature Club. It is amazing

Read Game of Thrones. It's complex.

watch Spider-man: across the Spider-verse. it is objectively the best animated move ever made.

that being said, watch Totoro. No villains, just fluffy cat forest gods. studio ghibli (correct spelling? its gib-li) made it.

Play Minecraft. It tastes like childhood.

These are a few of my favorite things. All of them are worth your time. Now that you know about them you can go get them. The books especially, which are free at libraries. It would mean a lot to me if even one person takes my advice and finds something great.

:)

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new pfp so those of you know use android clear your caches cause now it’s peter the great

Easily in my top 10 least favorite human practices: overbooking flights. It's like saying you have 500 stock of plushies and then only have 250 to sell

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Man I hate my "mandatory" Minecraft "homework" that I have to do this sucks so bad if only I didn't have to do it shucks

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No way

The matchup: a robot who heals by bathing in his enemies' blood, killer of angels, he who hath no need for reloading: @V1

In the other corner, a small and resourceful creature whose biggest enemies are rain and lizards, the one who has canonically ascended, thrower of sticks: @slugcat

This smackdown gonna be 🔥🔥

@slugcat yo you and me let's see who comes out on top

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I cannot tell you how much I want to watch across the spider verse again

Like I think about it daily

I'ma go Google the DVD price

Holy moly burrito is gonna walk more than a marathon now. 🫡

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

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Personally I feel like swordmachine should be 3rd or 4th

TOP 5 MOST SATISFYING PARRIES

5: shotgun shots. Cool but you do it a lot

4: most normal projectiles. They are common, after all.

3: Gabriel's spear attack. Deals a lot of damage

2: mins flayer orb. I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer I hate the mind flayer

1: the high five. Parrying the corpse of king Minos? Peak

Honorable mentions: sword machine, coins, Maurice super shot, V2 shotgun shot, Sisyphus rock

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bros gonna be running a marathon 💀

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

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