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“‘I am the Alpha. You are the Betas,’ Said the oldest Gen Alpha walking in a nursery full of Gen Beta babies”
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Our gang of reporters is on their way to New Mexico, or New America, or New Whatever The Fuck It’s Called At The Minute to investigate. We’ve also sent our 100 strong team of lobbyists to legalise the ability to sell heroin to the local dog population.
We are happy to report we just released a Special Report regarding this. Our journalism is just as fast as the Titanic sinking, but like, not as bad, hopefully.
another scoop from my sources in america: “Anti-Trump Republicans Want Return To Only Racism”
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