SPECIAL REPORT: kiwi shows sign of being a catgirl in his most recent post
“Continuing Journey to Watch Every Movie Ever Made, Eris Rates Third Movie 10/10”
(context: https://alpha.wasteof.money/posts/6975a9af6883bd038172f8d5)
(if you actually use this, feel free to also credit @stareye since i accidentally came up with the same joke as them)
Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to credit only ourselves, stealing your hard labour for our own gain like the mega corporation we are.
Thank you for the correction, leaning on chopsticks would be even harder than trying to use them to eat.
Thank you for what is so far one of the most niche headlines this organisation has ever gotten in its over 100 year existence.
“Following Unanimous Vote, ‘Octuple Glep’ by @noodle Added To Lativion “Late” The Idiot Vice Presidential Library & Art Museum”
“President Kiwi announces ‘The Wasting Games’ on live television where one highschool boy and one highschool girl from each state and territory will compete to waste as much money as possible.”