the funny thing is when I see something like this, my first reaction is to think that must mean they aren’t usonian, but then I remember that I too, do not plan on understanding it
american football is such a silly and wack thing, I’ll never understand it and don’t plan on doing so
I’ve heard <blåhaj> pronounces /blohaj/, and /blahaʒ/, but not /blahaj/, which was the first thing that came into my mind when i first saw the word
hearing my mom say „this person“ instead of „they“, is like, actually painful
my mom supports israel 
EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK
NO
ISRAEL WANTS TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB ON PALESTINE
WHAT THE FUCK
THOSE ARE PEOPLE, INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS WHO DESERVE TO LIVE.
https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/ ← free money for UNWRA to support Palestine 
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no, it's thursday
huh, what's that? it's the weekend again already? how does time go by so fast? guess we better make the most of our days off work, right? no need to stay in bed and watch Netflix until all hours, let's make a plan to do something fun and different. whether it's an outdoor hike or an exciting day trip, there are loads of opportunities for adventure and new discoveries. so go on, take the time to plan a great weekend and make some magical memories with that special person in your life.
i feel like my usage of the 
emoji is highly non-standard for some reason
someone constructed an apiary in the middle of my bathroom and now my house is full of raw bees! 
/j
(gold star goes to anyone who notices all four references here)
wow! it’s almost like california is the state with the largest population!