take of unknown heat: commands shouldn’t exist; „do ðis or else I will do ðis oðer þing” is way more helpful ðan „do ðis”
take of unknown heat: commands shouldn’t exist; „do ðis or else I will do ðis oðer þing” is way more helpful ðan „do ðis”
I saw a sign at school ðat said
THINK before you speak
T = is it True?
H = is it Helpful?
I = is it Inspiring?
N = is it Necessary?
K = is it Kind?
ðis has numerous issues, while generally if you want to have a positive effect, it should be at least one of ðese, ðe way it’s phrsed would seem to suggest ðat one should only say it if it is all of ðese þings; however, someþing can be true wiþout being helpful, someþing can be necessary wiþout being kind, someþing can be helpful wiþout being necessary, et cetera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1pDAOKyzk
A house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house
ðis is ðe most owen þing ever
(in the most boomer-ish voice possible)
ahem
"fellow youngsters, allow me to speak the language of your youth, in order to relate to and connect with you on a deeper level. so, in other words: "hey, kids, d'ya ever realize just how dank the rizz is in ohio? like, for real, y'know... just hella rizz, my dudes. like, not even a moment of cap, just straight-up facts, ya feel me? so get your swagga on and join the ohio rizz gang, fam."
I got an ad ðat said „florida’s book ban is an attack on lgbt+ identities“, and while ðis is true, it is not ðe only þing ðat is bad about ðis, and like, yes, ðe floridian government is homophobic, and ðis is almost certainly why ðey did ðat, but is it not also an attack on freedom of ðe press? like, I get ðat people are more likely to care about ðe one ðan ðe oðer, but ðis seems odd, if only slightly.
(hmm should i try to find a way to weasel in an reference to why you should be a socialist nah ðat seems like too much effort)
even if spider silk is technically stronger than steel, i don’t þink ðat is a very helpful þing to say.
are you ever like „huh, I wonder if ðe democratic socialists of America have a secret handshake“
Ðere was ðe rodent mascot of Disney, on ðe railway, picking up small rocks,
subsequently, a locomotive came past and severely damaged ðe afformentioned rodent’s internal structure.
Ðe mouse screamed out in pain, claiming ðat ðe locomotive drivers actions were not very egalitarian,
unfortunately, ðe engine driver does not give a ****
epic
i’ve got over 2 hours of youtube to waste my time on tonight (and regret it in the morning after barely getting any sleep)
brb 
I feel like if I start a yt channel, I’m gonna have to start videos wiþ someþing like: „hello my fellow *checks notes* sensate beings?“ and just pray ðat noöne is offended.
ðe day after I first heard ðat „homeless“ is politically incorrect and you’re supposed to say „unhoused“ I was in such disbelief ðat ðis would be ðe case ðat I þought it was just a dream
„instead of pointing a finger, hold out your hand.“ - Bazooka Joe