king-of-egg-childs said something really dumb, and I responded „I am dead; you killed me“ and expiredmilk1234 started screaming in joy
I am yet again, engaging in actions with the intention of causing myself mild physical harm
why even am i doing this
repost this to instantly get a cramp in your left leg at 5:07am tomorrow morning
believe it or not, when I saw ðis and decided to steal it, I didn’t realize it was a mutation of „hash tag“, in fact, I þought ðe joke was ðat you were combining hash browns (a breakfast food) with egg (also a breakfast food)
but wouldn’t it be better to have done ðe assignment ðan to not have done 
hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.
I forgot ðat „beach-ball“ is a word
edit: wait no, it’s not a word, but it is a þing
edit 2: wait maybe
I used to þink ðat since „fps“ means „frames per second“, „fps game“ must mean „the kind of game ðat causes gamers care about frames per second“