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is it supposed to be „el bozo“? or „L bozo“

I got every single question right on, and won, ðe kahoot for a chapter I didn’t even read in english

Dec 18, 2023, 8:19 PM
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would you touch ðe grinch wiþ a 39.51 foot (12.042648 meters) pole?

TIL English used to have four words for answering pos/neg questions: „yea“, „nay“, „yes“, and „no“. „yes“ would contradict a negative question, „no“ would affirm a negative question, „yea“ would affirm a positive question, and „nay“ would contradict a negative question

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there's just something about saying hi to your mates that you can't recreate on corporate social media like twitter

no where did my unopened moist towelette go i lost it :(

ðe current content of my pockets:

  1. an unopened moist towelette

  2. two (2) beige rubber bands

  3. a 100GB-or-so solid-state flash-drive ðat says 1TB on it

i accidentally installed a shady browser extension onto Firefox and it was making Google redirect to Bing and i fixed it and i feel like i am so good even ðo ðat probably isn’t ðe case

why are ðere so many people ðat þink „Homo Sapiens“ means gay, like, ðeres a þing you may have heard of in primary school called homophones?

yk tfw you watched a 16 minute Steve Mould video ðat one time, so yk ðe þing you’re about to try isn’t going to have ðe intended effect,but you kinda just don’t care?

TIL ðe difference between „will“ and „shall“; you’re technically „supposed to“ use „shall“ in ðe first person, and „will“ everywhere else.

okay, like, I agree, but are you sure you aren’t just a little bit high?

(cracks knuckles)

[clears throat]

"aight, bet, y'all ain't ready for this realness. let me spit some straight facts rq...

[takes a deep breath]

i'll keep it 💯: sometimes, life just be like that. like, why do bad things happen to good people? i just don't get it, y'know? it's like, everything is fine... until it's not, right?

[pauses and sips from a capri-sun]

it's like, life is just a whole lot of bruh moments. you feel me?

tfw someone says giratina is antimatter

spin ðe bad wheel

12.15.23 || Would you rather be stuck in Math Class, go to the Shadow Realm, get sent to the Super McDonald's PlayPlace, or have to spin the Bad Wheel?

I can þink of two people whose given name and surname only differ by one letter, and boþ of ðem were Italian

ðe current content of my pockets:

  1. an unopened moist towelette

  2. two (2) beige rubber bands

  3. a 100GB-or-so solid-state flash-drive ðat says 1TB on it