black is the absence of white
white is the absence of black
gray is the absence of grey
grey is the absence of gray /j
„you can’t have a singular antecedent and a plural pronoun“
what if I told you „they“ can be a singular pronoun 
„did you know that a machine can run forever but also completely stop at the same time? me neither. that’s because it’s not true“
if someone tells you not to even think about doing something you want to do, and you accidentally think about doing it, you should do it because you already did something that they told you not to do and you will have done so either way /j
I should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
I should just start outright stealing other people's content, submit it to two paraphrasing sites, and call it good.
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
Wait, done that (with 25 likes) 
isn’t it annoying when you take a root word, and make a more complicated word using derivational morphology conventions that you thought were productive, but then „erm, aktçiuli no, “trisylabicization“ isn’t a word because it’s not in The Dictionary“