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I’ve heard <blåhaj> pronounces /blohaj/, and /blahaʒ/, but not /blahaj/, which was the first thing that came into my mind when i first saw the word

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rats! I’ve been locked in a rubber room!

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„most will not beat the odds, that’s how odds work“

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hearing my mom say „this person“ instead of „they“, is like, actually painful

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my mom supports israel 💀

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https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20240124-israel-minister-renews-call-for-striking-gaza-with-nuclear-bomb/

EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK

NO

ISRAEL WANTS TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB ON PALESTINE

WHAT THE FUCK

THOSE ARE PEOPLE, INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS WHO DESERVE TO LIVE.

https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/ ← free money for UNWRA to support Palestine 🍉

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there’s a horse in aisle five

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syntactically rather underwhelming sauce

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ratio

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Hello Blazers,

We would like to come on here and say thank you for using the flame of social media! Because of your continued support, we have just reached 100 USERS, and COUNTING! We made a video explaining our gratitude to you, and we thank you for joining the flame of social media. We've come a long way, and we would like to thank all of you for joining us on our journey. We couldn't have done this without you.

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Thank you.

Sincerely,

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shoutout to websites that have a reject all cookies button

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no, it's thursday

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huh, what's that? it's the weekend again already? how does time go by so fast? guess we better make the most of our days off work, right? no need to stay in bed and watch Netflix until all hours, let's make a plan to do something fun and different. whether it's an outdoor hike or an exciting day trip, there are loads of opportunities for adventure and new discoveries. so go on, take the time to plan a great weekend and make some magical memories with that special person in your life.

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i feel like my usage of the 😳 emoji is highly non-standard for some reason

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scale with a diminished second

*laughter track*

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someone constructed an apiary in the middle of my bathroom and now my house is full of raw bees! 😲🤯 /j

(gold star goes to anyone who notices all four references here)

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wow! it’s almost like california is the state with the largest population!

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The state of California has more 7-Eleven stores than any other state. There are approximately 1,200 stores
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when I was in the third grade, my then-spanish teacher said that „in spanish, you don’t need two to tengo“, in reference to the fact that spanish is a pro-drop language (spanish tengo sounds like english tango)

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