no, it's thursday
huh, what's that? it's the weekend again already? how does time go by so fast? guess we better make the most of our days off work, right? no need to stay in bed and watch Netflix until all hours, let's make a plan to do something fun and different. whether it's an outdoor hike or an exciting day trip, there are loads of opportunities for adventure and new discoveries. so go on, take the time to plan a great weekend and make some magical memories with that special person in your life.
emoji is highly non-standard for some reasonsomeone constructed an apiary in the middle of my bathroom and now my house is full of raw bees! 
/j
(gold star goes to anyone who notices all four references here)
wow! it’s almost like california is the state with the largest population!
when I was in the third grade, my then-spanish teacher said that „in spanish, you don’t need two to tengo“, in reference to the fact that spanish is a pro-drop language (spanish tengo sounds like english tango)
(the <z> here is intentional, yk, to be more consistent with the way usonian spelling usually works)
I’m always surprized when I remember that I can type without looking at the keyboard
why does the official wasteof account have so many followers? last post was over a year ago
I’m always surprized when I remember that I can type without looking at the keyboard
maybe i shojuld
not correct typeos when im talkign on the internet becaue of the lesser degree of fromality asociated (i probably ownt actually do this)
tip: assume people agree with you on divisive issues by default so that you don’t accidentally bring them up
holy heck! i use firefox but checking on edge this indeed is the case!
hH?
microsoft blocking this page should say enough
I unironically like comic sans and papyrus. I don’t get why graphic design people don’t like them