doomscrolling is ðe most fulfilling þing ever! /s and I’m not ever being sarcastic! /j
what does ðis mean? sorry for being stupid in advance
artificial cherry is goated
Top 5 artificial flavors:
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Red. Cherry is solid
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Blue. This usually is blue raspberry, which is good
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Orange. The color is the fruit
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Green. Green apple or lime, solid enough
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Pink. Probably watermelon, and it's actually pretty good
this
Top 5 things I semi-specifically hate:
Advertising
Modern business practices
Politics
Society
The United States's medical and school systems
Bonus thing: money
is ASL for „lesbian“the military industrial complex ends when somebody learns to become one wiþ ðe macarena
ðis isn’t someþing I’ve actually said but I was talking to myself in my head and I þought of ðe following
Person 1: hey, this thing you said earlier, can you elaborate on that?
Person 2: it would go against ðe original intent of ðat message to respond to your question with a message the primary purpose of which was to be „helpful“, so no.
unironically based
pretty sure ðe phrase „I will be there in a jiffy“ predates ðe definition of 0.01 seconds.
let’s get ðe second post in ðis chain more liked ðan ðe first one
