Hello fellow wasteof users, I have 2 massive campaign announcements to make today. Please read:
I have picked my running mate for this election, that being the wonderful @Perrin. I believe he will be a strong VP for my administration if I am elected. I will appoint other members of my government after the election if I do become elected.
I have released my manifesto, it is a 25 point list of things I plan to do if I become President, I have other ideas that I plan to do, and I am happy to continue to work on my policies all the way up to the election.
Follow @Auri24 for more news from the campaign and remember, vote for insanity, vote for Auri!
My fellow wasteof users, I am working on my manifesto, setting out what I plan to do if I become President, and I want to hear from you. What would you like to see me address and handle as President? Have your say today! The manifesto will release tomorrow. Also remember to follow the @auri24 account for more frequent campaign posts, but I will keep to my 1 post per day here regarding my campaign, giving you all the news in a summary manner! Now go forth and comment and make your voice heard!
Gamers, Auri will be working on their manifesto and policies for what they plan to do if they are elected! Please let us know in the comments what your biggest concerns and issues are so Auriali may work to address them in her manifesto! The manifesto will be published tomorrow!
I would like to thank everyone so far who has shown their support for my campaign. In less than 24 hours, we have mobilised a grassroots campaign that has shown the very best of wasteof. As the @election gets underway, I will work diligently to earn all of yours votes. I will not be using my alts to vote for myself, I will win this race by the sheer force of support you have shown me. The @da-ta Scratch account turns 9 years old on the 30th July, the day the election ends. It would be amazing to win this race on that day, and I hope I can convince you all to help me achieve this goal. I will continue to post once a day to this account as I always have, but for more frequent campaign news, then please follow the new official @auri24 account! It’s time to get serious, no funny business, only silly business. Vote for insanity, vote Auri! 
THE TIME IS NOW. IT IS TIME TO GET SERIOUS. THIS IS NO JOKING MATTER. VOTE FOR ME, VOTE FOR INSANITY!
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I HAPPILY ACCEPT TO TAKE THE REIGNS FROM MR. BIDEN AS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 
if clippy was still around he would've totally stopped that crowdstrike nonsense from happening in the first place
Linux, macOS, and non-CrowdStrike Windows users rn during the global IT outage
for as much as the internet has changed in regards to memes and whatnot, with things becoming more abstract and layered with irony, it's still nice that cat videos are still universally enjoyed by everyone online pretty much. some things never change.
nice example of how comic sans isn’t all bad and can look good
Finally got around to listening to BRAT by Charli xcx, and woah, this is such a fun album. It’s a great mix of her hyperpop sound from previous albums alongside this new 2000s club sound, and it works so well. It’s heavy, catchy, and just plain fun. But what takes it to the next level is the lyrics, they simple and blunt, but are very vulnerable, being about Charli’s insecurities, love life, and her feelings on her career at this point which just adds this extra layer that makes it a wonderful, inventive record that stands against so many mediocre pop records from some of the industry’s biggest names.
Oh boy, you’ve barely scratched the surface. Here are some more candidates who ran in our general election this year.
First off, we have Elmo. Yes, a guy dressed as Elmo ran in the same constituency as Keir Starmer (Holborn and St Pancras), leader of the Labour Party and now our current Prime Minister - Elmo even shook Starmer’s hand while a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party stood beside him. And yes, that is also a real political party that was founded in 1982 and still runs in UK elections today.
And we also have Niko Omilana, a YouTuber who ran for London Mayor a few years ago and came 5th place. Every time he appeared in interviews and promotional videos, he would wear children’s glasses that clearly don’t fit his head. This time he ran in the Richmond and Northallerton constituency of the incumbent Prime Minister before the election, Rishi Sunak. When the results started to come in, it was clear Rishi Sunak’s party, the Conservatives, were going to lose massively to Labour, as he did a speech in his constituency, Niko held an L sign behind him lmao.
And lastly, we have Captain Beany. He ran in the North East Somerset constituency next to the Conservative candidate Jacob Rees-Mogg - he’s not very liked, being the incumbent of that seat and also being excessively posh. He lost his seat while standing next to Captain Beany, who was wearing a baked bean balaclava.
just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero
I still think about the Barbie film every now and then, subverted my expectations and it was really enjoyable.