bard spitting facts
Got access to Google Bard literally the same day it was released in beta. Its a little rough.
Game idea: Gun Shitters 2
It is a game where you shit guns and that's it.
The guns do not work.
You win by shitting guns at other players to kill them.
Last one standing wins.
Yes, it is called Gun Shitters 2. There is no Gun Shitters 1.
yoooo 1 year since i joined wasteof guys thanks to everyone following me even though half of my posts are either meaningless gibberish or shower thoughts that sound like they were the product of a fever dream of a drunk serbian dude who hasn't slept in 4 days 6 hours 21 minutes and 49 seconds
also thanks to jeffalo for somehow not banning me
ok can i address that in all of these hate crimes “not complying” isn't an excuse for murdering someone. you always see all of these videos of middle-aged white women having meltdowns in stores and screaming and threatening violence at employees with virtually no repercussions but just imagine if the white woman was replaced with a teenage black guy. the situation would be seen in a whole different light by the media and the police would surely be there in an instant. what it boils down to is that there isn't any excuse for killing innocent minorities. “they looked threatening” is straight up racist. “they weren't complying” is bullshit too.
looks fine on the beta
woah get that out of here
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j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
woah get that out of here
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
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j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
j̴̨̛̛̛̛̩̙̬̻͍̖̯̲̼͍̤̗͍̖̖̉̌̀̆͋͆͛̉͊̌̃̿̍̂̐̉̑̑͛̿̄͌̈́̑́̽̉̅̀̉̌̄́̈́́̈́͌̌̏͐̇̆̾̏̋͊̏̅̌̓̏̈̇̾̍̈́̋͊̂̿̅̄̐̄͂͌̏̃́̉̿̄̐̋̏̔͐̒̑̀̿̇̇̂̑͌̊̃̓͂͋̓̃̾̉̓͛̋̐̈́̄͒̓̓͆͒̓̎̓̀̄͋̔͒̃̄͒̔̑́̊̐̆̾̔̽̔̂̏̒̅̐̈́̇̊̋̈́́͋̔͋̉̾̎͂̾̄̓̓͗̽͐̊̂̉̔̓̇̅̀̍͋̔̓̓̊̐̈́̓͋̋̈́͒́͗̃̅͊̾̃̈́́̀̓̀̀́̅̚͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠
daily reminder that @perrin did not follow the most basic rule of making an account online and instead decided to make all of his accounts with his real name
shaking and crying and praying for a snow day in north jersey rn
Nothing says Spring Break like a massive snowstorm with 12-20 inches of snowfall