I swear I have to clean every tiny thing whenever any guest come over like cmon mom I know for a fact you and the four PTA moms coming over for an hour are not having their meeting in the crawlspace behind my bookshelf so why am I in here with a duster????
i just have two playlists called “yeah” (cover is the mindblown octopus memoji) and “uh” (cover is the among us shitting toothpaste) that divide roughly the two subgenres of music I listen to
yes and it’s called “songs that really need my biscuit” with a cursed image of the Pillsbury dough boy as the photo
Does anyone else have a playlist on Spotify or another service that is kinda like a master playlist? Y’know, the one with basically every song you’ve ever enjoyed. Because I have one called “Music to fill the endlessly empty void in your stone cold putrid heart” that has 755 songs and is 52 hrs and 26 mins long that I put on shuffle at least once a day lmao.
I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.
I have never been more emotionally invested in any film series than the employee harassment module things I have to watch for work the plots of these things are exquisite and the character development is insane
who needs the mcu when you have the employee harassment handbook cinematic universe
i need to stop posting sleep-deprived awake fever dream garbage at 11pm when i’m supposed to be sleeping
Either I need to see a doctor or people with ADHD or autism need to stop being so relatable
RobTop is the only dev who can afford to not make updates because Geometry Dash literally makes its own content. You don't need to add new stuff when the community does it for you- People are literally coding chess and Doom and complex platformers into the game with no help from the dev
In 10 years when wasteof is famous maybe someone will see this post on the Wayback Machine
Why are people already making nostalgia videos about 2018 that was only like a year ago…