@burrito

if I get to 200 followers by the end of May I'll do a voice reveal

I swear half of my posts on here are paragraph-long deep social commentaries and the other half is just “lol amogus obama balls shitter djfkdlslsk” what is this duality

obam

Why does my mom feel the need to take waking me up into her own hands like I already have 2 alarms set you don't need to try and wake me up by casting “Hall of Fame” by The Script ft. will.i.am to my Google Home 8 consecutive times

do you ever just zone out and end up imagining a whole ass scenario where you get into an argument with your sister about playing music too loud late at night and then your mom comes up and yells at you and you get mad and post on r/AITA and your dad sees the post and takes your phone so you try to run away and you make it to kansas before you are abducted by a white rapper that isn't eminem standing in a cornfield and he takes you to his white van and then a dust storm flips the car over and you die?

or is it just me?

steven barbarossa binks

ok why does NADPH stand for reduced nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate like can we please just name something normal for one second

also i hate dynein motor proteins why are they named that it's annoying to spell

guys HELP why is literally everyone playing chess like what the heck I swear everywhere I go it's just chess chess chess someone's playing a bullet game or watching gotham chess or playing 4 way with friends what is going on they're everywhere I went to an elementary school science fair and one group was straight up playing chess at his station instead of presenting please it's the chess apocalypse

to poplar blefg grief

contrya

im not four (4) years (yearas) old thankyou to popular (5) belief

anyone egevr had a meat bargel its a bagle of grnoud bef

i think people should cut it out with the racism,,,,,,,,,j

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