Ready the boats, his dad's gonna send another flood
From The Archives: Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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i have, in fact, repurposed this into an introductory thingy. (2025.07.03)
the name’s cyn if you weren’t already aware, and i am probably not going to visit this website again for a couple months. curse of joining websites just to forget about them, if i do say so myself.
yeah i am just plain inactive here. https://sosc.carrd.co ← this is my carrd and it contains all the other sites and whatnot that i use, notably the Actually Active ones (at the top).
i have nothing else to put here as there’s really no need to given the obvious inactivity
Where's full throttle?
everyone always asks, “where’s full throttle?” “why is full throttle?” “how many pickles can you shove up your ass?” but never, “is full throttle ok?” “is he fully throttling?” “should i check on full throttle?”