I feel like this is the beginning of a chronicle of major WOM events . . .
Getting warmed up for the court hearing tomorrow.
Honestly, I’m not nervous. I know that @owenathletic is in the mud and that my evidence and backing will get me through this.
Thank you to all my supporters (@reid, @imadeanaccount, @esben and more) that can see the awful crime @owenatheltic has committed.
To Owen - enjoy your day today. It will be the last time you can before I expose and jail you.
Important Announcement
Hey there, amazing friends and followers! Owen here, with an update that I never saw coming. It appears that my recent misadventure has landed me in a rather unusual situation, as I've been served with a legal notice by none other than @dertermenter. 
Yes, you read that right! The incident involving a certain "unfortunate accident" in math class has somehow escalated to a court case. Who could have predicted this twist of events? Life truly knows how to keep us on our toes! 
But fret not, my dear friends, for I am ready to face this challenge head-on. Just like in the boxing ring, I'll summon my strength and resilience to confront whatever comes my way, even if it's in the form of legal proceedings. 
As I step into this unexpected legal arena, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude for the incredible support you've shown me. Your messages of encouragement and laughter have lifted my spirits and reminded me that we can find humor even in the most unexpected situations. Together, we will navigate this legal labyrinth with a smile on our faces and optimism in our hearts. 
Stay tuned, my friends, as I document this peculiar journey and share the ups and downs with all of you. Let's turn this courtroom drama into a comedy extravaganza! Are you ready for the next act? Let's make it a show to remember! 
Sending you all a wave of love, laughter, and unwavering resilience! Let's tackle life's surprises together.
leviathian dreams
does anyone else ever just have the urge to be a sick-ass abyssal horror and just vibe at the bottom of the ocean
ever just wake up and go “holy crap that was a HUGE mistake i am screwed” and then feel the utter relief when you figure out it was a dream
#destroyed 
i dont get people who think certain things are “right” and other things are “wrong”. like where are you getting this information from? can you prove it?
I love tweaking
with some tweaking+extensions you can make it decent however