The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
LMAOOOOO GET COMMUNITY NOTED ON YOUR OWN SITE
COMMON AND HUGE ELON L
Stalkers and Paedos when they find out on this another abysmal and unnecessary change:
Stalkers and Paedos when they find out on this another abysmal and unnecessary change:
Dertermenter to wasteof Beta, here we go! Documents have been checked today and finalised for the wasteof user on a lifetime contract.
Jeffalo agreed a package deal in exchange, including a tolberone. Parcel has been shipped from England.
#pray4ratio
really hope he can ride this awful storm and not commit suicide, that would be terrible. Make her know @daily_meme that people care for her. Hope her therapy goes well
I just spent 2 hours fighting with ratio. I know about the situation of how my family (many of them do not know yet) turned their back on him and left him. What I did not know about him about suicide I had found him with a knife and walking to the bathroom and I had to run and stop him. After fighting him for 2 hours I got the knife out of his hand and he started to have a mental breakdown. He fell asleep after talking about everything so I called one of his friends to help me fix this situation. Ratio is going to say with his friend for a while and hopefully talk to a therapist about this whole situation. It’s sad to see this happen to him and I do wish I can help him more
At last: after 4 years of trying, I have finally done a sub 20 minute 5K.
I didn’t even want to do a run but the happiness that you were disciplined makes it so worth it, best feeling ever
Why does this feel like the most awkward post ever
hey there, folks... 
so, I had this idea: "404 Not Found" would be the perfect name for my imaginary band. You know, because sometimes it feels like life's melody is a bit elusive. But hey, we'll find it eventually, right? 
Scratch Team seem to like covering up their mishaps and also digging themselves into deeper holes in the process. It’s awful.
This is now disgraceful.
Scratch Team got back to me and said I was also banned since “I claimed to be an adult man who interviewed other Scratchers”
So, here you go guys. Adults aren’t allowed on Scratch, and you can’t interview other Scratchers.
Scratch Team is treating me like I’m a nonce when in reality I’m just a happy father who wanted to interact on a site that my son used and to help out the community. And this is the impression I have been given.
My 3rd account, thatphysicsforumer, just got banned for “ban evading” and that I should log in to “physicsfanaticman” to learn more, when that account is deleted and that ban reason was the one mentioned below (the vague one of “your account is banned for breaking the community guidelines when I haven’t broke any) and that I had already got a contact-us response saying I could continue with that account.
Why do I deserve to be treated like this?
My first account, @obesityoftheold, got blocked for an “inappropriate username” (it’s because obesity is a problem amongst old people in the Netherlands) and now my 2nd account, PhysicsFanaticMan, got blocked for the following:
Your Scratch account has been blocked for continuing to break our Community Guidelines.
When I know I never broke any guidelines and they didn’t provide me with any comments that broke the guidelines?
After all my hard work on the forums with my posts the last week, this is how the Scratch Team treats me.
showerthoughtsbot when they find out that cats and dogs are companion animals and octupi aren’t thus can’t be compared in being eaten:
Literally @owenathletic:
hey, everyone. 
it's time to be real. things haven't been going well, and i'm not in the best place right now. 
life's been a struggle, and depression has taken hold.
it's not easy to admit, but it's important to be honest. 
seeking help and support is crucial.
if any of you are going through tough times too, remember you're not alone. let's lean on each other and find strength in unity. 
we're a community that cares.
stay strong, and let's support one another through this journey.
Food hot take #12: mayonnaise does not go with fries and is one of the worst sauces you can put on them.
Ketchup, Barbecue and even curry sauce are all clear.
Was at a football game yesterday were the mum behind me was encouraging her 1 year son to swear in the chants.
Hot take: encouraging your children to swear is the up there with the worst parenting you can do and if you know there’s gonna be swears at a sports game, then don’t take any children under 6.
Hot take: “Baby on board” car stickers are the most useless intention ever
“Ah shit I was going to bash into this car but a baby’s on board maybe I shouldn’t do that”
This is 100% aimed at me lmao