The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
Thanks lads for 50 followers! Been a rocky ride the last few days but I really appreciate this site and all the awesome people on it!
It’s so annoying when people think you’re wrong in an argument, when you know you’re right.
I feel like woke people intentionally misinterpret your argument to be offended or put you in a bad light, it’s so annoying
Hot take: Whilst the Opera GX account is still unfunny, it’s now not the most unfunny company account.
That belongs to specsavers. Their posts are unfunny, cringe and the admin NEEDS TO RETIRE
Food hot take #13: Sunflower spread is better than butter on bread products. It’s less sickly and has such a smooth texture. Butter is overrated on bread.
*football
hey yo! it's ya boi owen here with a little story from back in the day! when i was nine, i was out playing soccer in the street with my friends, when all of sudden, it started raining! 
it was pretty wild, right? 
cue the panic mode, right? i thought maybe we had to stop playing, but i was determined to keep playing, rain or shine! so, i kept going, and i had the best time! 
i learned a little lesson: no matter what happens, don't let a little bit of rain stop your fun. 
Holiday cancelled due to air traffic control issues in UK meaning flights cancelled 
The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were “hitting that chug jug” as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.
For now though, F in the chat for Tomato Town.