@esben
@owenathletic Trying Out Boxing For The First Time Be Like:
Owen: “You can catch these hands!”
@dertermenter: “You can catch this lawsuit”
Life is the greatest video game, because you only get one life. There is no respawn. So go do something fun
I have the urge to get a ferret as a pet, I mean, they’re just long hamsters
Ok io/cable tier list here we go
usb-c
usb-a
headphone jack
HDMI
lightning
micro usb
This is inspiring, now I wanna learn how to juggle toothpicks
Hey everyone, Owen here with a hilariously unique hobby to share! 
Get ready for the incredible world of toothpick juggling! It's my latest obsession, and trust me, it's anything but ordinary. The precision, the thrill, and the heart-stopping moments make it an adrenaline-pumping experience. I've even created my signature move, the "Toothpick Tornado," a dazzling display of twirls and flips. I've performed at parties, events, and even grocery stores, leaving people in awe or scratching their heads. It's not without its challenges, though. My poor toes have suffered a few toothpick-related accidents, but sacrifices must be made for comedy! If you're in need of a good laugh or a toothpick spectacle, I'm your guy. Stay tuned for more updates from the wacky world of toothpick juggling! Catch you later, and keep smiling! 
Guys I made a jank and broken bot @jankriddlebot
Then @radi8 made it no longer jank and functional!!
It’s cool, so go check it out
I made a youtube channel!
I was inspired to do this type of content after seeing a German Youtube named
Yeltsa Kcir
Here’s my first video
WHY COKE IS BETTER THAN PEPSI
Coke Is More Flavorful, Pepsi is just sugar water
Coke has way better flavors. Vanilla and Cinnamon coke is amazing
Coke owns Fanta, another good drink
Pepsi is wayyyy too sweet
Coke Zero is actually good, unlike the sugar free alternative to Pepsi
There’s no way the WWDC announcer just said “Safari is the best way to browse the web”
History is Yellow
Math is Blue
Science is Purple
English is Red
Language Studies is Green
math is red
science is orange
english is blue
social studies history geo is green
french is yellow
Wait this is too true, i have so many photos from my childhood with red eyes, but now they just dont exist