A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Ok guys listen up, here’s a simple hack that will get you many more followers on any social media you want. Scratch, Insta-scam, Face-crook, crap-chat. All of them. Just change your bio to something that includes the phrase “I follow everyone who follows me” oH bUT tHaT’s foLlOw fOr foLloW. Ahem, let me get to the good part, the best part is the fact that you don’t actually have to follow people back. People will never notice.
People always worry about plastic, pollution, and people are now using paper spoons. Which suck, but why don’t people throw trash into black holes. After all, the one thing that is truly infinite, is space, as in, room to put stuff in
I’m sorry, but who the heck just decides to make a video like this
And the $ dollar $ signs? This just feels over the top
I was inspired by @mef to try some pixel art. So i drew what I thought wasteof.headquarters would look like.
Hot Take: Mushrooms are fungus, not food, and they taste disgusting
Ok, so idk if people knew this, but in the UK, they take American foods, and make them “Healthier”. You can notice it in, skittles, sourpatch kids, fanta, and more. And uh, i dont like that, so it’s bad. So uh change it, because it’s stupid.
Hot take: Other people should start posting their hot takes.
I’m interestred on other users unpopular opinions on this site, especially the ones who bash/ratio my takes! Who likes banana on pizza? Who thinks Lis was a good prime minister? Who thinks Blackberry phones are still great (does that company even still sell phones?)
These posts also get users engaged with one another in comments and reposts. So come along, what are YOUR hot takes?
Most people say money doesn’t buy happiness. A lot of people say it actually does.
I would say, Money, buys temporary happiness. If you suddenly won 10 million dollars. The first year of your wealth would probably feel pretty awesome. But after a year, “eh”
Make sure you chase the lasting things in life, memories, friends, and other things.
When the people you’re close to die, don’t live in regret. That you were chasing more money, and more social clout. Live life in the moment.
Everyone go support this fire song
Behold, “ONSET”
This is the best thing I’ve done in a long time. Be a friend and show some support <3
“OMG PRIME IS ON SALE FOR 100 DOLLARS THAT’S SUCH A GOOD DEAL”
People in England that’s who
People in England that’s who