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Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Easy
Q: a amn is standing in the middle of a street and he has nothing to cover him but he dousnt get a hair on his head wet why
A: he has no hair
Lost Items
Q: what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?
A: a shadow.....
Murder Or Suicide?
Q: A man was found dead on his bed with blood on his pillow, a broken stick with a mark on it with parts of it under the bed, and a gun on the bed. (Now pay attension to these series of questions) Was it murder or suicide? If murder, who did it and why. If suicide, who provoked him to do it and why?
A: It was suicide. The man was the smallest midgit in the world and his friend was the second smallest midget in the world and they worked at a circus. His friend was jealous of him so he broke a yardstick (note: that was the broken stick on the bed) and marked it at four feet. When his friend measured his height, it looked like he grew making him very depressed which led to killing himself thus making his friend the smallest midget in the world. (Bet you never saw that one coming).
Four Way Stop
Q: Four cars come to a four way stop and they go at the same time causing a fatal crash. Where do you bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere because you can not bry survivors.
Honey,I Burned Dinner!
Q: After a hard days work you return home to make dinner.Suddenly the house goes up in flames and you never make it out.How did the house catch fire?
A: You are a smoker and as soon as you turned on the gas the gas ignited and burned the house.
HOW MANY FEETS??
Q: A man was walking his three dogs and he meets his brother who is walking his 2 dogs. How many feets are together at that one spot?
A: 4 because dosgs don't have feets. Dogs have paws.
River
Q: A person is having one tiger,one sheep,and bunddle of grass.he wants to cross a river but there is only one boat and it cant sustain the weight more than two articles at time, aslo he has to make sure that tiger doesnt eat up sheep and sheep doesnt eat up grass when they left indipendently.. how he will get to the other side of the river.
A: fristly he takes tiger with grass comes back with tiger and then goes back with sheep and comes back with grass,again goes back with tiger and comes back with sheep, then goes back with sheep and grass on the boat.finally he gets all three of them one the other side of river.
Race
Q: if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in
A: 2nd
How Do You Draw This?
Q: How can you draw a square whith a x in the middle and a circle behind it whith out lifting your pencil off your paper?
A: you cant
Whats Greater
Q: whats greater than god more eviler than the devil the rich need it the poor have it if you eat it you will die
A: nothing
Numbers
Q: 75,913,957 is a speacial number. why is it so speacial?
A: All the numbers making it up are odd Watch: 7 (odd) 5 (odd), 9 (odd) 1 (odd) 3 (odd), 9 (odd) 5 (odd) 7 (odd).
Bankrupt
Q: There is a man pushing his car. He stops at a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why does he go bankrupt?
A: Because he's playing monopoly and loses all his money when he lands on the hotel.