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Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Slow But Strong
Q: I am one of the slowest creatures on earth but if a crocodile attacks it may not kill me be cause of my protective amour.what am I.
A: A turtle
2Men
Q: You go and see two roads:one way to heaven and one way to heck. You see two men guarding there. One always tells the truth, and the other always lies, so if you ask who always tells the truth, they'll both say,"Me!" However, they know who always tells the truth and who always lies. You can only ask one question to both of them, and you can't guess. How can you figure out which way is heaven?
A: You aak both men,"What would the other person say if I asked which way is heaven?" Now let's call the truthteller ManA and the liar ManB. Now ManA knows that ManB will lie, and he also knows he'll point to heck(because he lies), so he'll point to heck. ManB knows that ManA will tell the truth, and he also knows that he'll point to heaven(because he tells the truth). However ManB always lies, so he'll point the other way, which is heck. Then you know the other way is heaven.
How Many
Q: There are 3 drinks 1 is dr. pepper,Mountain Dew,and a Dr.pepper u taste all drinks how many drinks did u taste
A: 2 there were to dr.peppers and 1 mountain dew
Days Of The Week
Q: A cowboy rides into town on a horse on sunday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday.how is this possible?
A: the horses name is Friday
The River
Q: their isa cat, a dog, and a mouse. you need to get them across the river. you cant leave the cat and thje dog alone or the mouse and the cat alone. your boat can only carry one animal. how do you get them across?
A: you take the cat over. then you take the dog over and bring back the cat. then you take the mouse over. then go back to get the cat DONE
Naked Man In A Field
Q: There is a naked man lying, dead, in a completely empty field with nothing around him, nothing to trip over, and nothing to harm him in anyway. All he is in contact with is a piece of straw in his hand. How did he die?
A: He was in a hot air balloon with his friends, and the balloon was rapidly falling. So his friends dropped the sandbags to lose some weight, but it was still falling too fast. They decided the only other way to lose weight was to throw their clothes over, which explains the man's nudity. Howvever, when they realized they were still falling, they drew straws out of the basket of the hot air balloon and the man with the short straw was pushed over.
Longer
Q: What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
A: Lounger.
Hard Yet Solid
Q: what is hard yet solid brown yet green and somtimes colours in beetween?
A: trees
The Island
Q: Pretend that your on an island with nothin with u, there's sharks around the island and want to escape. what do u do?
A: stop pretending
What Is It?
Q: The rich need it and the poor have it. It is uglier than a Sharpay dog and cuter than a kitten. What is it?
A: Nothing.
Clock Chimes
Q: A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
A: 11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
Unique Sentence 1
Q: What is unique about this sentence: The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog.
A: The sentence used every letter of the alphabet.
Feed Me!
Q: Give me food and I will live give me water and I will die. What am I?
A: Fire!
DOCTOR,DOCTOR
Q: A father and a son were in the same car and got into a car crash. They were both injured so they were taken to the hospital, but the father went into a hospital in a different city and the son went to a hospital a few minutes away. The son needed surgery, so the surgeon walked in and said I cant give him surgery he is my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The mother