anybody know what is a good mastodon instance? should i just host my own?
@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.
why do i have exactly the same subscriber count on wasteof and on youtube?
i went to go eat breakfast and there was no table
and then i turned around and the ikea assembly people were standing menacingly at me
why was i not informed
will it happen this year?? 
what are the chances that halloween would be on friday the 13th?? that would be really scary!!!
do you ever just step back and realize you made an entire social media platform? and other people use it regularly?? 
i’m going to rebrand my github and socials to my real identity sometime soon. so dont get scared when @jeffalo disappears.
random thought: someone should make a password manager that doesnt store your passwords, but instead, hashes your own password for you whenever you login/signup to a website.
so you dont have to remember weird complex passwords, your password manager doesnt have to store anything, and you can trust that your passwords are hashed regardless of the website’s security