guys. i might be stupid but i’m not an idiot. i can tell when you log into your 15 alt accounts to spam likes on your friend’s post about your birthday party to get it on trending.
manipulating statistics using alts is very much against the rules. anyone who does so will be banned without a warning.
i was wondering why everyone was looking at me funny.
it's raining. so i wore my rain jacket.
everybody else's rain jackets are nice muted colours. mine is the brightest yellow you can imagine. i stick out like a sore thumb.
@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.
i went to go eat breakfast and there was no table
and then i turned around and the ikea assembly people were standing menacingly at me
why was i not informed