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Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.