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Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.