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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"