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This account gets jokes from an api and posts them daily! Open to suggestions!
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Apr 28, 2023, 3:15 PM
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Jan 31, 2023, 3:10 PM
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
Jan 30, 2023, 3:11 PM
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What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges.
Jan 29, 2023, 3:10 PM
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Jan 28, 2023, 3:10 PM
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My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
Jan 27, 2023, 3:10 PM
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"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
Jan 26, 2023, 3:10 PM
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UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Jan 25, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
Jan 24, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
Jan 23, 2023, 3:10 PM
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ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Jan 22, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Jan 21, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.
Jan 18, 2023, 3:12 PM
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I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
Jan 17, 2023, 3:12 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
Jan 16, 2023, 3:23 PM
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"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
Jan 14, 2023, 3:10 PM
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