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What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges.

How do you make holy water? You freeze it and drill holes in it.

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!