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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.