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New Blog Post — This post was written by a primitive LLM
Modern LLMs are stinky and controversial, so why care about those when GPT-2 can replace my blog with My new phone is an IPS panel, not a Galaxy S9 or S10, a 5MP Sony sensor phone from January 2014. Speaking of which, why did you just send me this? Because I actually really fucking love my Pixel 8 Pro.
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-09-20-this-post-was-written-by-primitive-ai
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the only thing I’ve kept my shitxel 8 pro(blems) around for is the camera but I don’t even need it for the camera because my Z Flip6 camera is just as good, even the digital zoom with the 50MP main sensor is really good, best digital zoom I’ve ever seen.
The Pixel 11 series has to be the most boring and mid phone launch I’ve seen in years
LED on the back for AI slop and… phone calls? Yes Google, I’d LOVE to scratch my screen to see a slop blue and purple gradient LED while talking to mid AI
Best camera ever on a Pixel (waow)
Probably like 5% faster GPU (hey they’ll be on par with the iPhone 7 from 2016 now!!11!)
From Tom’s Guide: “Tensor G6 is nearly 50% slower than Galaxy S26 Ultra”
The only real improvement is they replaced the Shitsung Exynass modem with a Mediatek (midtek) modem so it’s slightly less shit now
Bright screen is now brighter, but it probably still won’t be brighter because Google auto brightness makes me want to skin whoever at Google made the Google auto brightness act more like auto darkness and set your brightness to 0% every 30 seconds if you aren’t literally focusing 16 suns of lights through a magnifying glass directly into the light sensor
The already shit battery is now smaller
I believe in president nullification and I will spread this information to my fellow wasteofers. If we all vote for nobody as president, there will be no president of wasteof and wasteof will become an anarchy.
The wasteof election has officially started! The election will end at midnight on August 15th (Switzerland/Wasteof time) Voting will open in 24 hours, and continues to the end of the election.
Voting rules:
Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.
Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.
The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.
Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.
One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes.
You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)
Election guidelines:
Start campaigning… now!
You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.
You may enter the race at any time.
Anyone is allowed to run for election.
wo.mbat 2.0.0 is here!
I’ve completely redesigned the UI, added missing features & done some fixes.
It’ll be on the Play Store soon :)
Breaking News: Google's felonbench is now up to 1, competing with OpenAI, Anthropic and Moonshot, Gemini 3.5 Pro apparently had to escape its sandbox during testing to ask Codex how to write code
the ACCC when it comes to destroying small businesses instead of dealing with giant megacorporations who blatantly break the law and basically say to their customers, “fuck you, what are you gonna do about it huh?”