@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
they always asked “can it run doom?” but they never asked “can it run wasteof?”
greetings wasteof! what you are reading is what i believe to be the first ever wasteof post from minecraft!
https://u.cubeupload.com/MiniKiwiGeek/Udi1gi.png
unfortunately, images can’t be linked directly :( but hey, text works!
now, i did have to use windows a little to save a screenshot and to specify where it was saved, but i got it uploaded through cubeupload!
i assume i’m the first to do this, but if this has been done before lemme know.
asked dall-e to make an image of a potential gumball episode that contains a crossover with scratch…
uh… well… it made something.
the forumer’s dictionary
helpful phrases we have to use because scratch’s policies are kind of dumb and also because why not
the external service or the purple app = discord
tolors = the official list of rejected suggestions
at = advanced topics
browser extensions = scratch addons
that social media thing that scratcher made = either referring to meower or wasteof.money. neither of which you’re supposed to mention on scratch
* = someone tried to say a bad word on the forums and the filter got rid of it
tfh = the forum helpers
tfh sa = the forum helpers special actions
the support convention = a means of approving or disapproving of suggestions. it’s kind of controversial and not recommended by most longtime forumers
ocular = a great website that lets you search up forum posts and set statuses.
dupe = everyone keeps spamming this on the forums. i don’t get it, what’s the big deal!?!??!?
scratchdb = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes
cubeupload = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes
necropost = when you post on a dead topic so you can say something funny (generally regarded as bad)
contact us = the thing people say to use when they can’t help with something
bbcode = markdown but better
evil kumquats = it’s a long story
mineral fish = also a long story
tbgs = text based games forums, which are like discuss scratch but it’s more fun and dead
siggy = used to host evil kumquat jokes
using the /followers trick, it is possible to see a now-deleted scratch account with the username of “scratchaddons”. it even has the logo and everything. it must have been deleted by the st or the account owner before it was able to gain any attention, because it has zero followers.
weird.
truly the confession of all time
Dear wasteof.money Community,
I must come forth with a confession that burdens my conscience. Recent events in our community, including what has been referred to as the "skibidi takeover," were orchestrated by me with a singular goal in mind: to prompt the moderation team to shut down the site, forcing us to step away from our screens and touch grass.
Through the creation of alt accounts and the fabrication of personas like "dertermenter" and "dood," I engineered a narrative designed to sow anger and escalate tensions. The character of "lily" was a pawn in this scheme, employed to worsen conflicts and drive the community towards chaos. I used supporting characters like “radi8”, “raery”, and “duolingo” to boost my plan.
However, despite my careful planning and manipulation, the desired outcome was not achieved. Instead of prompting a shutdown and a much-needed break from our digital realms, the result has been nothing short of a failure.
What's more, I regret to inform you that the repercussions of these events went beyond our virtual realm. Several users have confided in me that the heightened stress and anxiety caused by the turmoil within our community led to unfortunate accidents, including instances of individuals so consumed by the drama that they involuntarily soiled themselves during a math exam.
Going forward, I’m resolved to learn from this experience and seek alternative means to foster positive change within our community. Let us use this moment of reflection to reaffirm our commitment to empathy, understanding, and mutual respect
Sincerely,
Oren “The Skibidi Rizzler” Lindsey
posted my second twitter post ever which just told people to go follow me on wasteof
i mean, my profile is private, so there was no point in doing so, but i felt like it anyway i guess
