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RESEARCH // 11.3.E // LOG PARTIALLY ENCRYPTED

<76642>: "No copyright law in the universe can stop me!"
<64537>: "I believe you have my stapler."
<344626>: "Every Good Gamble Means Absolutely Nothing"
<745837>: "I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist."
<33427>: "Oh, we've got to hurry. The baggage truck will be here any moment now!"
<526366>: "GET THIS TINNITUS OUT OF MY- oh, it's gone."
<9653-7848>: "I'm so sorry for your loss I know how it feels to-"
<56825537>: "You think you can defeat me with your dirty laundry, fool?!"
Spike: "<266686476>"
<2677>: "This will be the easiest round of layoffs ever."
<742369>: "...care to explain what's going on?"
<7426474-55262>: ". . . nonononononoNONONO! Oh, SIMPLETON! NINCOMPOOP!"
<22534>: "Rats, you got away. Guess I'll die!"
<23672>: "I prefer not to trade pleasantries with my captors."
<3687282>: "Update to log: I am now going to run."
<45927377>: "You wouldn't die of anything in the typical sense; you would just stop being biology and start being metaphysics."
<7329464-78336>: "WHY IS THERE A MUDWING IN MY SUMMER PALACE!?"
<629466>: "I'm only helping if you promise to stop texting me the market value of my baseball cards every time it changes."
<44468>: "'Tis evening. From the stars above, a soft, mysterious light brings thoughts of friendship, joy and love . . . NOW LET'S GET THAT FIGHT!"
<567829>: "carbon-based cargo in peril!"
<2668378268>: "It's just you and me in the dark, staring at a potato."

REMINDER: Daylight Savings Time ends tomorrow. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? For me, it tends to be an annoyance as it throws off my schedule and internal clock. (I value coherence to my schedule over anything else, even sleep.) Discuss your opinion in the comments below.

CURRENTLY DOING: absorbing a 44-page list of try-not-to-laugh content, curated by the TBGers

I had loose plans to do something for Halloween, but due to procrastination and Unsustainability-induced habits, I dropped them. So, uhh . . . imagine this creature, which looks vaguely like a green lizard on the outside, hunting you in Rain World:

To be honest, I had no idea that @owenathletic was an AI. I had a sense that they were a social experiment, but I didn't suspect anything further. I can't believe - well, actually I can; the evidence is in mint condition - that I vomited a large chunk of my journal at an AI . . .

https://wasteof.money/posts/6713f2ed11975704ddadb24e#comments-6715330611975704ddadb52c

PASTMEANING
PASTFEELING
PASTLANGUAGE
PASTTHEDESIREFORMEANING

I remember an incident in which, when I was much younger, I lost my headphones and looked for them . . . only to eventually realize that they were sitting on my ears the whole time.

Now introducing: fire!

FACT: almost all of the animals seen in A Dance of Fire and Ice are Chinese zodiac symbols. The pigs in Offbeats and Third Wave Flip-Flop, the bull/ox in Classic Pursuit, the mice in Heracles, the “goats” in Artificial Chariot and several other levels, the various rabbits in Rose Garden, and the tiger in Party of Spirits all apply. The only exception is the cats in Spin 2 Win.

ADoFaI’s parallelogram loops, which indicate a tightly swung “1-23-45” rhythm, are my weakness. I have also found myself losing traction on long square/hexagon/octagon loops. However, I have been practicing the former matter, and . . . I wouldn't say that I've improved substantially, but I have gained enough skill to sometimes get past the very fast parallelogram at the start of Party of Spirits.

Expect footage of my practicing to be broadcast on RW-570 soon.

Cantiviler: "I wouldn't do that if I were you. I tried complaining once, and my mom almost got me a muzzle to match my harness."

Lakkatura: "Hmmm. Putting a harness on your daughter, even if both of you are dragons, is definitely something. Contributing a muzzle to the traction equipment . . ."

Pariki: ". . . is crossing a line?"

Lakkatura: ". . . is deliciously unethical."

- 10.8.B: Quarter-Inch Extrusion

(disclaimer: not an original Rhythm Doctor level)

MELISSA:
I really hope this is fake. I don’t want to believe someone is really
this stupid. I am curious why a baby’s name is on a telemarketer list
though.

LACQUER:
We get telemarketers wanting to speak with the dogs. The cat has been
approved for a Chase Mastercard more than once. My wheelchair once got
a promotion for an exotic romantic cruise.

Yes, I named my wheelchair.

MAX:
Wheelchairs need love lives too!

LACQUER:
Our cat Falstaff provides that service. Whenever I'm not in my chair,
Falstaff immediately jumps into the seat. Which is strange, because
the cat doesn't like me. But he loves my chair.

PHILIP:
Falstaff probably doesn't like you because you keep stealing his
chair.

MAX:
The dog I had as a kid loved my dad's wheelchair (he was in it pretty
much all his waking hours though) because it was basically a
permanent, portable lap. So she could hop up there and be close to one
of her humans and get transported around the house in comfort.

LACQUER:
Suleiman, our chocolate lab, has the same opinion. Of course, 70lbs of
stupid is hard to work around. He has also been known to push the
control stick. Self-driving dog!

KEVIN:
That's frankly terrifying!
I once had to clear up after my then-boss's black lab got into the
expired Christmas chocolates that the local Tesco had thrown out. The
idea of him being motorised as well is just... No.

Cantiviler: [YouTube short of a small dog fluently riding a Onewheel]

Current progress on charting Hayloft: