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Desperation is what the caterwauling dragon feels in every fibre of their being. Disposition is what the jailors write down and store in their tower of ledgers.
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Nighty . . . morning. I had better be able to sleep now.

I wonder what Nintendo 64 graphics would look like if the textures weren't antialiased.

A secret that deserves to be kept. For nobody else could live with it.

- the Icelandic Water Dragon, desperately trying to externalize headcanons about a certain fandom at 10:44pm

I feel like I'm stuck in the Twilight Zone of the internet…

FACT: Lightbulb to outlet power adapters are a thing that exist, and I would suggest bringing one on vacation as a contingency! Just in case you end up in . . . like, either a very old or extremely fancy building with no exposed power outlets, so you can just unscrew a lightbulb and charge your phone using it. After all, lightbulb sockets aren't proprietary, and haven't been supplanted by a modern alternative!

Abilities are notably absent from Pokémon Legends: Arceus, but the vestigial UI elements suggest that this wasn’t originally the case…

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UNSOLICITED FACT: Mario Kart World secretly supports multiplayer over LAN, which you can access by pressing both bumpers and the left stick on the main menu. While local wireless play can only support 8 systems, and therefore a maximum of 16 players, local LAN play can support an unlimited quantity of systems, or as many as your router can physically accommodate.

I really wish that I could make this little rarity part of my team, but at level 35, there’s virtually no chance that’s going to happen. I pulled my starter Cyndaquil through thick, thin, and more than a couple dozen XP candies to bring it up to speed with the rest of my team, and even now it’s the only one who hasn’t reached the level cap. This little anomaly will be staying a budding apprentice at best.

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: This morning, Tallying Hall was shut down for the second consecutive day when the tallying foxes showed up to the morning shift carrying knives. Animal control was called to confiscate the knives, and the foxes finished the rest of their shift without incident. Yesterday, Tallying Hall was evacuated after several parcels of white powder were found in the mailroom. A member of the cafeteria staff has approached one of our reporters to explain that the parcels were part of a shipment of sweeteners that they ordered for personal purposes, and had it addressed to Tallying Hall for convenience purposes.

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I decided to test a feature included in the Apple Ecosystem v26 beta. Try downloading this image and viewing it on an HDR-capable device. Make sure that it stays in HEIC or HEIF format.

https://ufile.io/2zmg9frm

And now my Great will become Migreator! Spread your wings, you adorable duck! Take flight! . . . I said WINGS, not UNIBROW!

~ out-of-contract quote

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: An advancement has been made in the “ghost using nail polish” incident investigation. Evidence has been linked to the investigation into Suspect 487, who currently has active warrants for arson, leaving the scene of a crime, and several other charges. An anonymous witness to last week’s incident, who wishes to be referred to as “Polus Skywatcher”, reported a tip on the suspect’s whereabouts. The authorities declined to comment on any ongoing investigation, citing the risk of jeopardizing secrecy.

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE TALLY FOXES THAT BITING SHINS WAS “FUN”?