Think about it. I cracked a joke about how Minecraft’s first raw copper texture revision looked like raw salmon, and here I am. If I had kept my mouth shut, I would never have discovered wasteof, Rain World, or Pixel Cat's End. And thanks to a brief but harrowing crisis I had in an office chair at 6:33pm, I now have a new persona with some apathetic spice!
“When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.”
~ some random shower thoughts twitter account 
Icelandic Waters: “Do you ever have those moments where you see something interesting and feel the-” [RATTLE] “-skipshot sound effect go off in your head?”
Cantiviler: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2984358624
Icelandic Waters: “. . . wait, that's known as your heart skipping a beat, a figure of speech that's been around much longer than Rhythm Doctor. Gosh, I didn't know that my internal wiring was that mangled…”
Yes, I am ashamed of myself. Like many failures, it all came about through the culmination of many smaller failures and repetitive crunch points . . .
As much as I despise bogus lies, I feel that the weird ghost slugcats that sometimes appear in Rain Meadow story lobbies when a player disconnects while passing through a pipe or karma gate are deserving of their own creepypasta lore.
Pspsps. Reminder that The Watcher will be released in 34 days. According to the what if? 2 countdown calendar, that's . . . 1000 end-to-end basketball games, or 777 hours.
Inside of every karma gate, inside of every karma gate
There is a hum, there's a hum, there's a neverending hum
And no one ever seems to notice, no one seems to notice
You have never noticed...
Never, ever, ever, ever . . . until now!
[Camera cuts to Chimney Canopy - Sky Islands karma gate]I successfully got my mom to write this notice in a workbook. I refuse to explain what I did.
Icelandic Water Dragon: *watches the first How We Make Minecraft series* “It's nice to see that everybody knows and respects the fact that Jean, better known as the Ender Dragon, is female. But could you please . . . stop . . . exaggeratedly stomping on her nose?”
Icelandic Waters #1: “Heehee, we said her name, and the universe didn't delete itself. Oh, and the Wither’s actual name is Simmons. Got no word on \(wither.pronouns[2]) pronouns, though.”
Pariki: “You can't just stay in your ledger-filled echo chamber, one soundproofed door away from the hundreds, nay, thousands of caterwauling dragons who you hold captive. The garden is the Serpent’s place. Leave your scientist’s apathy behind, and commune with nature.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother” *kazoo noses*
Cantiviler: “Don't you remember Randall’s principle about when ‘everybody knows’ something? If ten thousand people learn something considered common knowledge per day, nothing is ever going to become truly common knowledge.”
Icelandic Water Dragon: “On one hand, you're being a little pedantic about what I meant. On the other hand . . . touché.”
LOG ENTRY 3706558
Localized boundary failure detected in freighter system. Liquidator
Dork found and deleted a video file described as "a lion jumping
38 feet into the [expletive] sky". Boundary stabilized.
LOG ENTRY 348.463
Extreme gravitational fields, originating in the southern sky, have
been detected. S.M.A.R.T. readings indicate a 0.000724% drop in the
relative planetary gravitational force.
LOG ENTRY 430
Websocket readings intercepted and analyzed. Benefactor Tafflow was
available for communication at the time. No action was taken.
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Log Entry C409A3
Baby Blue was found unconscious in the southeast bedroom with
marginal head injuries. Baby Blue claimed that she saw an anomalous
light switch behind the eastern bookshelf, and had attempted to flee
the room in panic.
LOG ENTRY 404
Support page not found. Are you looking for the "How to quickly
record meal information" page?
LOG ENTRY 900
A bottle containing an unidentified fluid was quarantined for
inspection. Following lab analysis, the substance was identified
as cherry juice concentrate. Following a suggestion from Liquidator
Dork, bottle was moved to biohazard storage.
LOG ENTRY 211
Security systems have had power cut for an unknown reason. Sentinels
have been reassigned to high-alert patrol routines.
LOG ENTRY 1
Right-to-left override character detected in logs. Log formatted.
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[[ NON-REFERENTIAL NONSENSE ]] [[ MAD SCRIBBLINGS ON A VIRTUAL WALL, IF YOU WILL ]]Have you ever felt the urge to join a fandom, not just because you have an interest in it, but because the stars have aligned and fate itself is beckoning you in? The new fandom in my scope may have been a month-long sensation back in 2022, but its footprints are everywhere: recent mentions of it on Pixel Cat’s End, my sister having some prior knowledge of it, my dad gaining an interest to invest in it afterward, fusion fan art on Rain World’s community art page, even spoilers for it showing up on the Mineral Fish topic! I feel like the timeline of my Rain World onboarding process are going to repeat themselves . . .
POSTSCRIPT: One of the major reasons why I took interest in Rain World was because I was trying to figure out what this art piece from Mef was supposed to represent: https://www.pixilart.com/art/iterator-sr2f87d6714a7aws3
I have a slight aversion to poking my nose into the details of fandoms that I don’t partake in. My involvement in a fandom is a binary property; either I’m completely out of the know, or I’m a fan. I have the aversion partially out of fear that my imagination will take details from the fandom’s content and do something embarrassing with it.
In other news, my latest writing is very scientific . . .
. . . However, the cold air gets a head start on heating through an unexpected exothermic process. As oxygen is collected by blood cells, it produces heat. The amount of heat produced by the reaction - referred to as Delta-H - would usually be reabsorbed as the blood cells release the oxygen, but changes in the molecular environment can change how much heat is produced or consumed by either reaction. As oxygenation and deoxygenation happen in different areas of the body - and thus in different environments . . .
I have an upcoming RW-570 broadcast in the works, I promise! In the case that it doesn't get aired for some reason, I'll share the few most recent entries here:
I have no idea what this image is, or how it ended up packaged in the custom Rhythm Doctor level that I’m currently playing on repeat trying to get any rank better than an F+ on, but it has evident application in the meme industry.
