Steam Deck 2 will be like the original Steam Deck, but it will reportedly “have a 2 in the name”.
Other additions (or subtractions) to the device are currently under wraps - I’ll share more once my source has more concrete information.
A new feature will be added to @hatch soon, which will do something. The response to this feature will be somewhere in-between extremely poor and extremely positive.
It will be released roughly sometime within the next 1,000 years, or before the heat death of the universe if everything goes well.
The release of the Raspberry Pi 6 will reportedly have “little to no effect” on the current production rate of actual raspberries.
Or pies.
actually nvm, they just wrote it off for taxes even though it was like 95% done
The fourth major version of Scratch will release on the same day as Scratch 4.0.
Interestingly, this is not a coincidence, but rather a result of them being the same thing.
Shrek 5 will not be a biopic about the life of Abraham Lincoln, contrary to unpopular belief.
Nintendo Switch 2 will support games made by Nintendo, specifically for the Nintendo Switch 2.
Secret Level season 2 will not include an episode based on Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland for the Nintendo DS.
The next version of Scratch will have blocks.
According to one source, “Scratchers” will be able to snap the blocks together to make “projects” with these blocks, however please take this rumor with a grain of salt.
The Lorax will not be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. 6.
According to reports, he will also not be an Assist Trophy or Spirit.
Danny DeVito, the Lorax’s voice actor, has declined to comment on the matter.
Gordon Freeman will be in Half-Life 3. Previous characters may or may not return as well.
