The Lorax will not be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. 6.
According to reports, he will also not be an Assist Trophy or Spirit.
Danny DeVito, the Lorax’s voice actor, has declined to comment on the matter.
Gordon Freeman will be in Half-Life 3. Previous characters may or may not return as well.
According to industry analysts, the results of griffpatch’s game jam will have “little to no effect” on Donald Trump’s second presidential term.
wasteof.money will still be online tomorrow.
Sources are saying that someone may even make a post tomorrow.
