guys this is very close we should finally make this the second most liked Wasteof post, four years later
Thing is, I used to actually do graphic design for people in the community of a .io game in exchange for an in-game currency.
I don't play that game anymore, and I don’t think i’ve made a logo or something for anyone in a year+
Y'know I think I've changed my description twice and it's been the same for nearly three years now
Y'know I think I've changed my description twice and it's been the same for nearly three years now
Reddit is down, discord is down, parts of GitHub are down..
Why is the Internet shitting the bed today?
Finally changed my pfp. My friend made this one, you should check out their Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/cupidtucker
they gonna visit in a river raft
By The Wasted Onion: OceanGate Announces New Paid Expeditions To See Wreckage Of Imploded Titan Submersible
By The Wasted Onion: Taliban Replaces Popping Candy With Painted, Saliva Activated Microbombs
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Causing mass panic and confusion as reports of explosions began pouring out of the country to the world, sources indicate the Taliban had replaced popping candy with painted, saliva activated microbombs. “It is honestly quite a cunning move, to replace the irresistible mouth feel of popping candy with the strategic and instantly activated microbomb that would terminate the target instantaneously. What’s worse is that it doesn’t even taste nice,” said Jarvis Gledhill, a military strategist who spoke to The Wasted Onion after being kidnapped, driven to an unknown location in a white van, and tied to a chair. “Not just that, but the technology to do this is quite complex, while we know the Taliban won’t do much good with such a weapon, it would be fascinating to understand how they develop such weaponry. What was that? You got some here? You’ll let me try it? Wait, wait no, stop, please no! Have mercy!” Mr. Gledhill was eviscerated moments after his saliva made contact with the microbombs. Following the test, The Wasted Onion’s science correspondent Adam Savage surveyed the damage alongside a film crew to produce an episode for an upcoming reboot of Mythbusters.
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Apparently it's Wasteof Day and literally nobody said anything until just a few hours ago
Happy birthday, wasteof.money