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i go by she/her.

all I ask is that you respect that.

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You guys should definitely get me onto alpha’s top users page

Or not idk it would be cool tho

my new year’s resolution is 1920 × 1080 hahahahaha you can laugh now. please

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Guys what's our opinion on coleslaw

New Year's Day has been postponed until January 2nd.

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Merry Christmas y'all

Only a few days until 2023

This is talking about Jeffalo and the Kiwi-Late administration btw for anyone who needs context

For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

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random terry of the day:

https://archive.org/download/TempleOSYouTubeVideos/TerryADavisLiveStream720p_30fps_h264-192kbit_aac_339.mp4

WARNING: content may be offensive/insensitive/crazy terry davis, view at your own risk.

I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess

I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.

The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea

The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.

A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.

Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.

After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”

I told him not to state the obvious.

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They just released the Tall Peter files

I can't believe ██████████████ would ███████████████. That's just disgraceful and worthy of ███████████ if you ask me.

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Finals are finally finished

@errplane stop trying to impersonate me

"feels like im using scratch 7.0. this is crazy."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀@JeffaloBob, Twitter

jeffalo EXPOSED!!!!??!?!!?!!1

youtu.be/zC-CzFb8wdM

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salvē

i LOVE being gay therefore i am declaring myself the gayest money wasterer until someone challenges me

Sent from My

I have bad news for you

wait we’re in november already

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