@perrin

armed robbery? no thanks, i’m on a diet

take me down to new york city where the yorks are new and the city is city

scrooge mcduck is a girlboss

if the world is round then how come bees don’t wear shoes

one time i choked on an ibuprofen and threw up in the kitchen sink

i would rather die than live in nebraska

alaska play ducks gazebo

omw to chug nyquil until i unlock shrimp colors

yeah i sell nft’s:

i doN’t

Fnow how

AcronymsT work

oh to tenderly kiss kirby on the forehead

fun fact if you stack every elephant in the world in one giant stack, they would not like it very much

baguette is french for female bag

the sun isn’t real, wake up sheeple

germans when you call it the toilet instead of the poopenfarten

i recieved an email suggesting i i leave a disclaimer, do not eat raw flour you could get e. coli and fricking die