@perrin

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

@quimexus

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

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it’s been like 17 hours since i last hit @corn_bin with a fish and now i’m reverting back to a decrepit state

@corn_bin

It’s been like 16 hours since I hit @perrin with a fish and i’m feeling withdrawal symptoms

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what a load of bulshevik

this is beefsteak

I call beansprouts

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Vsauce

Where

are

your

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are

your

fingers

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fingers

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english 245 is a gross class, for the love of god do not take it I am begging you

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time to cosplay as junior asparagus

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i bet i could pull off one of those propeller hats

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put half a bagel in each of your shoes for a fun surprise and an emergency snack

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these are the questions the government doesn’t want you to ask

@burrito

what if a sentient banana stole your job

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my favorite alcoholic beverage is gasoline

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i would like to gently hold a single ravioli

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*laughs in comically oversized bathtub*

You fool. You absolute coward. You underestimate my couponing skills at The Home Depot.

@jwisper

ur bathtub isnt big enough

i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet

@auriali

I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.

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i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet

@auriali

I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.

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