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Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants but lemonade costs money.
Baby clothes have pockets but babies don't need them
You can become the first an only person to ever pronounce almost any number into the billions
The fact that we are still Rick Rolling people is evidence that we, indeed, are never gonna give it up
It’s really awesome that fire burns in the visible light spectrum
The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA
You're officially an adult when it's no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve
When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are actually being good dogs
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand
When they find a cure for cancer, smoking will become much more popular.
Your brain is able to know you forgot something, but rarely recalls what it is you actually forgot.
There wouldn't be any billionaires if billionaires behaved like people wanted.
It’s concerning that having real ingredients in food products is a marketing and selling point.
Once humans invent robots for every job, money will become obsolete
The evolved form of a goth gf is a witch wife.