@theglasspenguin
i’m a person that does things like drawing comics, writing code, and also tons of other things that i’d hit the character limit if i tried to explain.
i have nothing to put in a post
so why am i making this post?
i’m planning on flashing a new custom rom to an android tablet i own from 2012.
does anybody have any good roms (preferably still receiving updates) that could run on this 10 year old hardware?
what does a blue line-art penguin have to do to get verified around here
what does an orange blob thats secretly a blue dino with a red hat have to do to get verified around here
what does a statue with an eye patch have to do to get verified around here
what does a person that posts memes on a site have to do to get verified around here
What does a flag with some purple and the name bobcat0701 have to do to get verified around here
What does a strawberry with a face have to do to get verified around here
what does a curve with two dots have to-
oh wait, i’m already verified.
What does a Fluent Icons mail icon with blue background have to do to get verified around here?
what does a re-purposed reload symbol have to do to get verified around here?
what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?
What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?
Reid/roket just explained what’ll happen at 30 followers on an IRC channel:
12:06:37 PM <Reid_> Wanna know?
12:06:41 PM <+@LandonHere> yes
12:06:44 PM <+@TheGlassPenguin> yes
12:07:02 PM <Reid_> I am gonna run a competition
12:07:10 PM <+@TheGlassPenguin> ok
12:07:13 PM <+@LandonHere> ok
12:07:22 PM <Reid_> People can submit designs for the pfp and banner
12:07:23 PM → +ChanFun2 (voiced) joined
12:07:27 PM <+@LandonHere> ?!?
12:07:35 PM <Reid_> I’ll use them and give a shoutout
12:07:38 PM <+@LandonHere> k
12:09:04 PM <Reid_> Also I’ll rewrite it in python and make it run on my pi daily
Five likes and I’ll tell you one of the things that happens at @jokebot 30 followers
Post-postscript: FINALLY IT WORKED
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yay another wordpress version
(please don’t break my site again-)
Postscript:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yay another wordpress version
(please don’t break my site again-)
yay another wordpress version
(please don’t break my site again-)
10:49:51 AM <+the_hidden_hacke> incognito powers activate
10:49:56 AM <@JackyBorderCollie> ok
10:49:58 AM <+TheGlassPenguin> W E C A N S E E Y O U
10:50:06 AM — +TheGlassPenguin slaps the_hidden_hacke around a bit with a large trahira
10:50:08 AM <+the_hidden_hacke> did i did i did i ask
10:50:22 AM <+TheGlassPenguin> you didn't
10:50:31 AM <+TheGlassPenguin> but i pointed it out anyway
10:51:39 AM <+the_hidden_hacke> ok
github.com is the best website
you cannot change my opinion
I am once again reminding you that scratch.pizza is the 9th best website on the whole ‘net
i want to say that reddit.com is the 8th greatest website on the whole ‘net.
i am once again reminding you that github.com is the 7th greatest website on the whole ‘net.
alright guys but
i am once again reminding you that wasteof.money is the 6th greatest website on the whole ‘net.
cna i hvea vreifeid plz??1?//? /joke
i would like to make it clear that asking to be verified is a great way to not get verified
I don’t know about you guys, but I know that Scratch has played a massive role in my life and my path to becoming a web developer. It even influenced my choice of colleges and degrees. Heck, I even became a Christian as the result of a Scratch project that someone shared. As flawed as Scratch is, it’s still an amazing platform and I’d highly recommend donating in honor of the fifteenth anniversary to support the next generation of social programmers 
hitting your knees lightly with a half-empty water bottle is one of the best things a human can experience