@theglasspenguin

SOME DIGITALLUCINOGENIC GEMSTONE MAKES THIS SUCKER THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE — GIVE 'EM DOOM OR CRY TRYIN'
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i’m a person that does things like drawing comics, writing code, and also tons of other things that i’d hit the character limit if i tried to explain.

https://resite.link/TheGlassPenguin

https://illogicallity.us.to

Jan 24, 2022, 6:09 PM
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go judge my terrible drawing/writing skills https://illogicallity.us.to/

[2023-10-14 02:02PM] <+theglasspenguin> it's taken you 2 hours to respond
[2023-10-14 02:03PM] <+theglasspenguin> i win
if (date == “Oct 11” && date != prevdate) {
  theglasspenguin.age = theglasspenguin.age + 1
}
prevdate = date
Oct 11, 2023, 2:10 PM
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it’s the first week of october and i’m already burnt out how on earth will i make it to june

there’s going to be lots of fun today at 11:20

here's to 4000 users! let's all thank @jeffalo for making this site so awesome!!

i just noticed that

RIP beta button :(

modern windows but it looks like windows XP and isnt jank and/or paid + has a cool ass pink theme 👉👈

my brain sure does like trying to make something out of nonsense

if r/showerthoughts has a million haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1000 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 10 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1 hater, i am that hater

if r/showerthoughts has 0 haters, i am dead.

this but basically every ‘essay’ i’ve ever written

history essay but instead of analytical paragraphs it’s an unstructured autistic infodump

Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss

Sep 29, 2023, 6:05 AM
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something in my head still wants to me to join twitter

Twitter™️©️1953 (🤮) is superior to garbage (🗑️)