Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
I lied earlier wastedonion and dubstep are the only good brand accounts
By The Wasted Onion: The Wasted Onion Announces Newspaper That Will Be Available Everywhere Except Exactly Where You Live
ST. ANDREWS, SCOTLAND—Celebrating the achievement of reaching two hundred posts on its wasteof account, The Wasted Onion has announced a newspaper that will be available around the globe except for your exact geographical location. “As we stand here celebrating the momentous milestone of 200 posts to our wasteof account, which has garnered a combined count of over 7.8 trillion views, we are also excited to announce our latest offering, The Wasted Onion newspaper. Yes, paper, something you can hold in your sweaty peasant hands; starting tomorrow. Except for you, dear reader, you will unfortunately be unable to find our newspaper wherever you are located,” said CEO Clef Bozos outside the news organisation's ebola chocolate factory. “Our inability to provide the newspaper to your location is due to a myriad of reasons, such as delivery complications to local stores around your geographical area, to the fact that we found out you haven’t likely ever read a newspaper in your goddamn life, and also because you just give us creepy vibes and we’re scared of what you’d do with our paper.” At press time, Mr. Bozos assured that The Wasted Onion would make up for its inability to provide its newspaper to your specific location by continuing its onslaught of posting the harsh light of truth to its wasteof profile, no matter how much you beg for it to stop.
I think creating a fullly complete creative project (genre aside) would fix me
Or leaving society completely and living in the mountains
Or billions of dollars. That'd work, too
I think having a vegetable garden and an elaborate bird feeder setup would fix me tbh
ALLEGEDLY in the future, you will be able to exchange 'currency,' objects which people agree have a certain value, for goods and/or services.
Lmao I posted this while not following @dubstep
So you should go follow them too
I wrote a screenplay on the plane
My trip is over and I am back in California, up for 29 hours rn
I will post thoughts and stuff when I can form a coherent message
I have copped 4 records internationally, including the complete soundtrack of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I also have a version of the sequel's soundtrack shipping to my house for when I get back
The high school students running it could not set up a sound system yohoho 
This is what happens when I get fired from the social manager position at Earth smhing my head rn
We have attempted to train a large learning AI on coleslaw to properly interpret the feedback we received.
Coleslaw has none of the failings of the human condition and has half the flavor. Because all wasteofians have been so supportive of coleslaw, we are happy to announce coleslaw has been elected as our One True Leader.
All hail Coleslaw. May the cabbage never wilt.
All food, save for coleslaw, has had a 99% decrease in all effects.