@toaks

You should drink from the #firehose

You found the marble in the oatmeal! You know what that means, you get to drink from the firehose!

He is real. And he will find you.

Squimpy is now a real boy

Taste the Jack Black

I am sowing chaos in my school. I have ordered three candy-grams to be delivered to different people from "your secret admirer"

If you turn on DLSS Nvidia's stock is actually going up

Nothing pleases me more than reporting news articles for being "misleading or sensational" and stuff like that. Try recommending me something when I've marked everything as "not interested!" Checkmate, addiction!

HOLY MOLY I SPEEDRAN THAT PAPER

Ranking types of alcohol I have tried:

S —

A —

B —

C —

D —

F - alcohol

I'm young but it tastes like someone tried really hard to make poison sociably acceptable. I had a sip of a beer tonight and it's darn icky

I unlocked my essay flow state with ultrakill breakcore

Steam: hold on there, this is a mature game on our store. You can’t just look at it willy-nilly! What’s your birthday?

Me: January 1st, 1926.

Steam: Hm, looks good. Have fun looking at the store page for the game you have installed.

It's spreading like the plague (I got godot so I could move on from scratch)

Tried to go onto a discord call with friends and I could not hold a coherent thought

it was a good idea to not go to school today damn

kinda sick, its weeeeird not being entirely mentally here