Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Don't know what that is but I might be participating... Probably not tho
Cool, it's December now. Who here's participating in Advent of Code this year? I sure as hell am
yeah high budget AAA games are cool but I think it would be funny if a scratch project got a $100 million budget
ITS SO PEAK
got my new desktop! its like christmas came approximately 27 days early.
its very cool, the new monitor is very big. 3 inches is HUGE dont let anyone tell you otherwise
got my new desktop! its like christmas came approximately 27 days early.
its very cool, the new monitor is very big. 3 inches is HUGE dont let anyone tell you otherwise
What was that? 
i am committing tax fraud
(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)
you: (hm wasn’t there someone saying something about that?)
Ok guys, we're here for another sporadic tax day!
This tax day, we're changing how taxes are filed. Instead of you doing your own taxes, everyone will be randomly assigned to a government department and do the respective taxes.
If you find and report fraudulent activity, you will have an equivalent tax deduction on personal taxes next tax season.
Get filing
-the office of toaks, crack house treasurer

Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.