@toaks

https://toaks.sparkshell.sh/ Um, what the sigma? Official treasurer of the Crack house.Straight White Male. Pacific Time Zone
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Damn really cured my depression by being happy

This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.

I will never let him live this down >:3

Was at a sleepover and my friend said in his sleep "I love skibidi toilet"

Is 🎩 a fancy version of 🧢?

Hold on, I smell something British...

why does it feel like every single teacher i've ever had has had like a weird obsession with their pencil sharpeners??? i mean honestly they go crazy if you ever dare to use one without their permission - but i mean what are they gonna do if you just do it anyway?? like what are they gonna do??? are they gonna hit you with a ruler??? are they gonna call ur mum??? like i just dont get it tbh

Surely this is tomfoolery, as it's nice just a simple cipher, easily deciphered by replacing the most common characters in the text with the most common characters in English, and the same with words, until the entire thing has been translated. As they say, "light work, no reaction"

im gonna do it first, brb

edit: nvm aparently someone else did it but i managed to get most of it anyway

trying to decipher @bipha rn

Apr 11, 2024, 3:22 PM
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Learning new ultrakill tech

So there's this one Rick and Morty episode...

so theres this squirrel that ive seen near my house sometimes - and i swear like sometimes it just stares at me with these big ol eyes and i think its rly weird - but i kinda like look back at it and stare at it too - is that just me or is that weird for an animal to stare?? maybe im just rly dumb idk but i just dont usually see animals just staring at me for so long

Assuming communism, sure.

If all the gold sitting in the oceans and seas were mined, every person on this plant would get about 20 kilograms of gold each.

Might get into factorio ngl

Citizens of Super Earth - the Automatons have been eradicated.

Victory is ours.

Run a 100k

nyc photography attempts:

if this gets over 10 likes or 3 reposts then i will do anything you guys want

OKAY RESPONDING TO REQUESTS:

@mef said “I want you to bite someone.”

okay! why else do we have siblings?! (i’m the youngest out of 4 brothers)

i bit not one, but all three of my older brothers!!

they were like wtf and then slapped/punched/tackled me.

so yeah i’m not doing that again because the icu costs a lot in the u.s.

@minikiwigeek2 said “take a picture of the unisphere”

i’m not going over to take another photo but i’ll upload one here that i took a few years ago soon.

don’t worry everyone’s requests will be answered!!!

Apr 7, 2024, 6:45 PM
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My favorite kind of post: "something silly" and then a silly image rendition of it

I need to do this someday

Nothing beats a good steak. My favorite is a rib-eye 😋

How did this post get 8 likes this is stolen content

Nighty morning